[from trailer] Larry: [seeing Bill and Everette sleeping together] What in the name of Siegfried and Roy are you fellas doing? Bill Little: Don't ask Everette: Don't tell Larry: We are in the most dangerous city in the world, except maybe for Detroit. Larry: [when Everette wakes up wearing a dress] Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla. Everette: [sees the dress] Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm. Larry: I'm gettin' too fat for this s***. Bill Little: One man's international incident is another man's preemptive strike in the war on terror. Everette: [after a supposedly dead donkey comes back to live] Iraq, it's a land of miracles.