My mama used to always say, 'Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries!' Usually that someone's me.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Bookstore Clerk:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I know all about Christmas, and I have just the book for you: 'Christmas For Village Idiots.'复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Donkey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
'Twas the night before Christmas / And I spent all the day / Finishing up on my Christmas display. / Now missing all this / Would be nothing but tragic, / So just follow me and I'll show you the magic. / Now out in the yard / In a glorious clutter / Is a spectacle there / That'll make your heart flutter. / With 20-foot cheese balls / And a big egg nog fountain / And yodeling elves / On an ambrosia mountain. / A stage where acrobats / Jump, leap, and prance / And honor the day / through interpretive dance.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Puss in Boots:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
He was dressed all in fur / From his head to his paws / And he stood there heroic, / A real Santa... Claws. / Red are his boots / And so is his cape; / His sword is a thing / That tastes like crabcake. / He wears a fine belt / And a leather cravat / And there is a cute, fuzzy thing / Which hangs down from his... hat. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Shrek:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
No! 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Donkey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Or figgified your pudding? 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Shrek:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Donkey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Yeah? Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas. And if you think I am going to give you a present now, you are sadly mistaken. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Shrek:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted! 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Donkey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Fine! I'm going! 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Shrek:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Good! Then go! 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Donkey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
You go and have yourself a merry Christmas, Ebeneezer Shrek! 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Shrek:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
And a Bah Humbug to you, too!复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Gingerbread Man:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I don't feel so well. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
[throws up] 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Gingerbread Man:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I feel better now. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Donkey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Ooh, a chocolate chip! 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
[eats Gingy's throw-up] 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Princess Fiona:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I have to go back to the house now. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Shrek:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
I'm surprise there's still a house to go back to.复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
[after Gingy tells of how Santa ate his girlfriend] 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Donkey:复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制
Wait a minute. That's not how it happened. 复制复制成功复制失败,请手动复制