饮料杯历险记 (2007)

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters

2007-02-10(德国)| 动画 动作 冒险| 美国
上映时间:2007-02-10(德国) 类型: 动画 动作 冒险 喜剧 奇幻 灾难 科幻
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◎简  介  这部影片是继《南方公园》等动画片之后又一部根据电视动画系列片改编的电影。 影片的主角都是生活中常见的快餐食品,有牛奶、炸薯片等。除了电视中的角色外,影片还增加了新的角色,包括一台健身器、一块西瓜以及一块鸡肉。 本片是一部堪称“动画史诗”的作品,其中形神兼备的主...更多>


[From trailer] Master Shake: Get out of my way! I need oxygen! Frylock: We all need oxygen! Master Shake: Yeah, well, I need it first. Meatwad: What's oxygen? [from trailer] Master Shake: Did you see that chicken guy running around... that guy was weird. [from trailer] Carl Brutananadilewski: Where are my frickin' PANTS? [from trailer] Narrator: An ancient wizard Narrator: A child with a secret Narrator: A woman with a past Narrator: A galaxy torn asunder Narrator: A cop on the edge Narrator: A hidden tomb Narrator: A mythical kingdom Narrator: An ancient mythical secret kingdom tomb... guy. That. Runs the tomb. Narrator: ...And a flaming chicken Narrator: In 2007, none of these things appear in Narrator: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters. Narrator: ...Except the Chicken. [from trailer] Carl Brutananadilewski: [referring to a special kind of pants, he's wearing] You see there, uhhhh, made of a fiberoptic technology that hug the flesh on my unique shape. [rubbing his crotch] Carl Brutananadilewski: They circulate air around my genitals... and they wick the sweat off my balls. Master Shake: [flexing] Hooah, lookit these guns! [fart] Master Shake: Oops. I just pooped a little bit. Master Shake: We're here to throw down! Oglethorpe: The only thing bull semen has ever done for me is activate my gag reflex. Dr. Weird: Fucking sandals! Cybernetic Ghost: [fog] Thousands of years ago... Cybernetic Ghost: [attempting to distract Aqua Teens] Thousands of years ago I ran for treasurer of student council [Frylock slams door] Cybernetic Ghost: . It involved a lot of hard work! We decorated many cookies. We spent all night putting up green frosting and then we drew up many posters but the principle called me down to her office and informed me that I had violated election rules... Carl Brutananadilewski: [walking over] Yah thousands of years ago I kicked your ass... and I'm going to do it again right now! Cybernetic Ghost: That is what Sister Margaret kept telling me if I displayed my physically agenda in her bathroom [Carl whacks off Ghost's head with Tire Iron] Ignignokt: No, my nutrients! You must retrieve them for me at once! CIA Agent #1: Quick, shoot him before he disappears! Time Lincoln: Haha! You fools! No one can defeat Time Lincoln! NO ONE - OOF! Time Lincoln: [mid-teleportation, Time Lincoln is shot dead in the neck] CIA Agent #2: Oh, way to change the future. CIA Agent #1: ...What? [pans out to show the two CIA agents pulling a cart for an African-American plantation owner] Plantation Owner: Pull, whitey, PULL! [whips them] Space Ghost: Hmmm... I smell a missile. No, can't be. [Space Ghost is impaled and blown up by missile] Meatwad: [upon seeing Carl's body ripped from his skeleton] Oh my God, Carl! [pause] Meatwad: Where did you get that lollipop? Insane-O-Flex: I like your booty, but I'm not gay! Master Shake: Now this square is the... man. Meatwad: Ok. Master Shake: This circle here, that's a uterus. Meatwad: That's what it looks like? Master Shake: Up close yes this is lifelike drawing of the uterus. See the guy takes the car after his job to pick up the uterus at her house... Meatwad: Mmhmm. Master Shake: because she doesn't work unless she's sweeping up something. Meatwad: Wel... and where do they go? Master Shake: All the way... to a hotel... which definitely has cable... and that's where this trapezoid becomes hmm shall we say... hahaha entangled with the exposed and aerated crotches. Meatwad: And that there is the exposed crotches? Master Shake: I told you that's the chair and the spatula. Meatwad: I knew it. Master Shake: Congratulate yourself my friend... you have just been laid. Meatwad: Ooh... that feels good. Master Shake: Yeah, I never tire of it. Mastodon (band): [lyrics to opening song about movie theater etiquette] Don't talk, watch! Don't talk, watch! You came here. Watch it. Don't like it? Walk out. We still have all your fucking money. Do not nudge, kick or jiggle the seat in front of you. I'm sitting there! I am everywhere at once and I will cut you up. If you make out here, I will cut your lips and tongue from your head with a linoleum knife. Do not explain the plot. If you don't understand, then you should not be here. Your money is now our money and we will spend it on drugs. Do not crinkle your food wrappers loudly. Be considerate to others, or I will bite your torso and give you a disease. Did you bring your baby? Babies don't watch this. Take the seed outside. Leave it in the streets. Run over it after the show. If I see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes. This is copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If I find that you've sold it on eBay, I will break into your house and tear your wife in half. Ignignokt: Digital gold cascades from my square bladder. Frylock: Haven't you ever seen a bra before? Master Shake: Not with the BOOB MEAT in it! Ignignokt: Thank you, Err. What was that thick shake? Err: Well, now I'll tell you what it is. It's mayonnaise I found in the trash can! Ignignokt: [throws up] Err: And it had hair in it! And you drank it! 'Cause I'm your doctor! Do what I say! Time Lincoln: Quick, to the new Beetle convertible! [from trailer] Dr. Weird: [in his flat, banging on wall] Randy! Turn your fucking stereo down! Ignignokt: My nutrients! Retrieve them at once, they have escaped! Ignignokt: Err, if you want to achieve in this life, you must set your goals higher. Err: I'm already pretty high. Ignignokt: And so am I. [first lines] Soda Dog Refreshment Squad: It's a groovy time for a movie time / So grab your gal, and grab a seat / But don't forget to get something to eat / Delicious meat, a nutritious meat / You can't beat my meat for a special treat / Sucking on me is really neat / Don't be a jerk and don't be a fool / Be a good neighbor and follow these rules / What are these rules? / Remember to keep your shoes on at all times / Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to / Indecent exposure is a Class 2 felony... [last lines] Frylock: Time for bed, honey. Oglethorpe: Everybody, make out and kiss hard! LIKE YOU MEAN IT!


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