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"The Sarah Silverman Program."
(2007)
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Sarah Silverman:
You car smells like farts!
Sarah Silverman:
I just tried to be like the others / But I pooped instead / I tried to join in with my brothers / I pooped instead / And I wish it never happened, that's what I wish / And I also wish so many things...
Sarah Silverman:
I wish every child had a mother / That's what I wish / I wish we could love one another / If I had one wish / And I wish all the nations belonged to one world / And I wish all religion was love.
Sarah Silverman:
And I wish the retarded... were re-smarted / That's what I wish.
[fade to white]
Black God:
Hello, Sarah.
Sarah Silverman:
Are you God's black friend?
Black God:
Sarah, your song was so passionate, so selfless. It has risen above the sound of a billion prayers. I want you to pick one wish, and I will grant it. All you have to do is choose.
[Sarah nods, fade to white]
Steve:
I heard brunch is an escape from ...
[farts]
All:
Ew!
Brian:
See, I always thought it was more a matter of ...
[farts]
All:
Gross!
Sarah Silverman:
You guys are both wrong. According to Newsweek, brunch comes from the Latin ...
[farts]
Sarah Silverman:
Peggy... Does that bum you out 'cause your name rhymes with... Eggy. Like Egg.
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