瑞奇和朱丽安在监狱中结识，两人常常幻想出狱后的生活。出狱后，机缘巧合，两人通过一档电视节目，最终实现了幻想的美好生活 演员表： Robb Wells ....Ricky Jean Paul Tremblay ....Jul...更多>
Bubbles: We're going to have to play ourselves boys. I'm going have to be to be Bubbles in the movie. Julian: These people are terrible. Ricky: What if I want to be Bubbles? Julian: You're going to play yourself. Think, okay. You're going to be Ricky. Bubbles: Now you're being a dick right now. You do just that. Lucy: Ricky, I don't love Sonny. Ricky: I don't love him either. I think he's a fucking dick. Bubbles: [after Lucy flashes her implants to the crowd] What a greasy horror show... Ricky: Fuck this court. Fuck Jim Lahey. Fuck Randy. Fuck those two idiot cops right there. Fuck suit dummies; as a matter of fact fuck legal aid. Fuck Danny and Terry's Buffalo Chicken Wings. Fuck all the old wood in here. Fuck the moon, fuck corn on the cob, fuck squirrels. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything! Bubbles: [to Julian, while he's talking to Ricky on his cell phone] Should you be on the phone with him if he's masturbating? Ricky: Fuck you, Lahey! Bubbles: Boys do you think there's something fucking wrong with ten thousand people seeing us doing this and taking picrtues, maybe? Bubbles: Delicate Ricky, delicate... Thats blue dye under pressure! That whore blows and we all look like those blue, bald headed dicks that beat the drums. Bubbles: [terrified & being chased by a police chopper] THERES A HELLACOCKSUCKER BEHIND US! Ricky: I knew it. You're attracted to Julian. Donny: I'm not attracted to Julian, I'm attracted to his- [stops himself, clears throat] Donny: I'm not attracted to Julian. Ricky: You just gotta make sure the cops don't get your prescription, cause once they have your prescription, you're fucked! Bubbles: [afer smelling a kitty that spent the night in ricky's car] Ricky! Smell him! He smells like cigarettes! Ricky: [Smells kitty] Yeah he does smells like cigarettes a bit I guess. Bubbles: Kitties aren't supposed to smell like cigareets, they're supposed to smell like kitties! Ricky: Suck it Donny! Donny: You suck it Ricky, MORE! Ricky: What the fuck kind of comeback was that? You said the same thing thing that I said, but you just added 'more' to it. Donny: No! More! You suck it more! Ricky: You're a fuckin' dick! Minister:
We are gathered here today to witness the holy matrimony of two people, Richard and Lucy, who have decided to write their own vows.