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生命探员 (2006) 5.9

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 更多片名>

2006-03-24(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:2006-03-24(美国) 类型: 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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这一次,总是乱七八糟的拉瑞摇身一变,成为了一个城市健康调查员。尽管如此,健康调查员先生,我们的拉瑞,还是那个老样子,天天在最低等的小餐馆里享受着廉价的饭菜,并且自得其乐。但平静的幸福小日子很快就被拉瑞的新搭档,一个超级坦率正直的叫艾里斯的家伙扰乱了。他们被分配了一项在拉瑞的职业生...更多>

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Larry: You're not gonna believe this, but there's a snow cone vendor out there not wearing a bra. Amy Butlin: Is that a violation? Larry: No, but it makes me want to get a snow cone. Larry: Hey, what's going on Donnie? Donnie: Hey, Larry. You wanna play? Larry: You know what? I can't. I'm late and I gotta get something to eat. My boss is a dickweed. Donnie: Dickweed. Dickweed. Dickweed! Donnie: Dickweed! Larry: [after the dinner date, and Larry has to go to the bathroom. He then lets off a large amount of turds] Oh, Good Lord! Oh, Jesus Christ and his sheperds! [Lets off more of his turds into the toilet] Amy Butlin: Larry? Are you okay in there? Larry: [Yellin'] Oh, yeah! Everythin's alright! [to himself] Larry: Oh, Good Lord! [Trying to get toilet paper, but it runs short] Larry: Oh, God! You gotta be kiddin' me! [Sees a wash rag on the sink, then grabs it. He then begins to wipe his rear-end] Larry: On one hand, Kid Rock wants to take me fishing. On the other, I have Jane, who's a real woman, who wants to get naked with me in a biblical way. Jane Whitley: Nice Rod, Larry. Larry: [to himself] She said "Rod." Amy Butlin: Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts! They may not be especially large, but they're perky, and my nipples could cut glass! Larry: I drive alone. I inspect alone, sometimes I'll even have sex alone. But never on company time. That's my policy. Larry: You ever fart so hard your back cracks? [after farting] Larry: Good Lord Jesus and Dale Earnhardt Jr., I am a dadgum time bomb. Larry: Hey, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Amy Butlin: After lunch today, he told me there was a brown snake playing peek-a-boo with his butthole. I aced Bio. I do not recall brown snakes. Larry: Ms. Macechelli was dilling his pickle Jane Whitley: dilling his pickle? Larry: chucking his corn Amy Butlin: chucking his corn? Larry: trimming his tree Jane Whitley: trimming his tree? Larry: branching his limb Amy Butlin:

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branching his limb? Larry: Oh I can do this all day! Larry: I gotta drop the browns off at the Super Bowl. Larry: That'll go down faster than a bottle of vodka at Courtney Love's house

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