Tom Reilly:
He's paralyzed from the waist down!
Sofia Kowalski:
[with a satisfied smile] Not completely!
Bob Kowalski:
Why would I give you my 'yes' ball?
Bob Kowalski:
[burns his hand on lamp] Fuck!
Tom Reilly:
Are you okay?
Bob Kowalski:
That lamp is hotter than shit!
Chip Sanders:
[hits Tom with wheelchair] That's for stealing my yogurt, douche.
Tom Reilly:
No offense to Chip, but he's a dick!
Sofia Kowalski:
[Abby March makes comment about how Sofia isn't a happy person and Abby thinks it's bad for baby Oliver] You know what I think? You're an idiot. And your son Petey... is a dipshit.
Tom Reilly:
Market penetration strategy. Something that's very important to today's youth market: penetration.