Lewis Black:
[in regards to not using "bad language"] Because when you say "shit", it makes them cry. "Why didn't he say 'poopie'? Whhhhhyyyyy didn't he say 'poopie'?"
Lewis Black:
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He's the president, the leader of the free world, and I am shmucky the clown! You mean to tell me, I would say something, and he would laugh so hard, his head would start spinning, he'd start spitting up, then he'd get up and run around saying ''Holy fuck! Get the meat! Would somebody please get the meat?'' Look, he's in the audience, he's biting democrats!
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Lewis Black:
Whenever someone says they believe the earth was created in 7 days, I grab a fossil and say, "Fossil." And if they keep talking, I throw it just over their heads.
Lewis Black:
There are people who believe that humans dinosaurs co-existed. And what this is, plain and simple, is a psychotic reaction. These people are stone-cold-fuck nuts. I can't be nice about this, because these people are watching the Flinstones as if it were a documentary.
Lewis Black:
[referring to Rick Santorum calling gays a "threat to the american family"] It's prejudice, and it's ignorance, on a level that is staggering at this point in time. But, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there's a group of gay bandidos. They travel from village to dell. And as night falls, they travel to that cul-de-sac, where only one house stands. And in the window, you see a family, just setting down to their evening meal. And these queers... these queers... don their black hoods, and matching pumps, very tasteful. Sneak up to the house ever so slightly, open the door, and start... FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS! AND ANOTHER AMERICAN FAMILY... IS DESTROYED!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
