Kenny:
There's a smell in here that will outlast religion
Kenny:
From the back she looked like a fridge with a head.
Kenny:
This is the busiest time of year, this is a crazy time, it just goes bonkers. It's as silly as a bum full of smarties.
[talking to fellow passenger about the in-flight toilet]
Kenny:
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Just watch it in there mate. That machine, once you press that flusher, that thing will probably suck your guts out through your bum.
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Kenny:
I'd love to be able to say "I plumb toilets" and have someone say "Now that is something I've always wanted to do".
Kenny:
It takes a certain kind of person to do what I do. No-one's ever impressed; no-one's ever fascinated. If you're a fireman, all the kids will want to jump on the back of the truck and follow you to a fire. There's going to be no kids willing to do that with me. So, I don't do it to impress people - it's a job, it's my trade, and I actually think I'm pretty good at it.
Kenny:
It's what you come to expect. They think I'm the poo monster.
Kenny:
I don't know what all the fuss is about, it's 80% water and we've got chemicals to take care of the remaining
Kenny:
Busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad.
Kenny:
Australians all let us ring Joyce...
Kenny:
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