Lisa Lampanelli:
Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.
Betty White:
Everyone knows that William Shatner is nuts, but George Takai has actually tasted them.
[imitating Shatner, after the Kirk/Uhura kiss]
Herself - Roaster:
Chekov... used... more tongue!
Lisa Lampanelli:
Betty White is so old, that on her first game show ever, the prize was fire.
Himself - Roastmaster:
[Introducing William Shatner] ... because that's the actual Captain's chair from the bridge of Starship Enterprise, and there's only one ass big enough to fill it... Ladies and Gentleman... Mr William Shatner!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
