Dane Cook:
Ah, fans of crime.
Dane Cook:
[as his friend Robert] Wait! Wait, du-... wait!... Dude, I heard a car!
Dane Cook:
And I said uh... yeah, the world's full of them. You'll hear lots of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that shit, then I'll stop.
Dane Cook:
Dude, smell my eyes!
Dane Cook:
We uh... We started to do one of my favorite things. We started to make out...
[a few girls in the audience scream]
Dane Cook:
Ah, thank you, sluts.
Dane Cook:
And you know that family, every few months, for years, from time to time, whatever it is they're doing they would just stop, stop and look at each other and go... what the fuck did they take?
Dane Cook:
I don't say, "Bless you." I say, "God bless you," because I'm not the Lord.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
