Narrator:
This summer, no matter what you've read; no matter what movie you've seen, Dan Brown doesn't know jack about... albino's.
Hooligan 1:
Hey go back to Albania, whole milk!
Hooligan 2:
Yeah, walk away you lab coat!
Whylas:
[after being dragged into scene by driver] That was quite rude!
Whylas:
You know my last job was at Food Mart, right?
Whylas:
[after putting on monk hood] Yeah; this is great! I burn easily.
Bob Bangdon:
You speak English! Why didn't you tell me?
Amelie:
I didn't want you to keep 'itting on me... besides, aren't you gay?
Bob Bangdon:
Ah... gah... ga- I'm ga...
Amelie:
You can't fool me. I saw Philadelphia.
Officer Howard:
Captain Fascist, heres a photo of our most likely suspect.
Captain Fascist:
No, you idiot. I want a color photograph.
Officer Howard:
Sir, this is a color photograph, he's an albino.
Captain Fascist:
Albeeno.
Officer Howard:
Albino.
Captain Fascist:
Yes, that is what I said: Albeeno.
Officer Howard:
But that's wrong.
Captain Fascist:
Hm. Are they, uh - legal in this country?
The Preacher:
Next, you need to drive across town to The Louvre.
Whylas:
Oh-you know, I can't... drive a car. I don't have a license.
The Preacher:
Then God will provide another way.
English Girl:
[as Whylas tries to steal bike] My bike! Get away!
Whylas:
[after Girl With Bike kicks him] What the junk? Ow! That was my shin!
English Girl:
Stop your cryin'!
Captain Fascist:
Officer Howard. We are dealing with an Albeeno, which means: He has red eyes, evil in his heart, and create a storm the likes of which the human race has never seen. God help us all.
Whylas:
Pizza? With a side of... death?
Curator:
[after Whylas removes hood] All right! I'll give it to you, you mon-ster. Ze keystone, is een my pock-et. Please, don't kill me.
Whylas:
[after Matrix twin appears] Wrong movie, dude.
Bob Bangdon:
Keystone! See, I saw the guy with the pizza I thought you meant tombstone!
Amelie:
Quoi?
Bob Bangdon:
Qu-oi? You keep saying that! Qu-oi! What does that mean?
Captain Fascist:
Shut up, everyone! You'll anger the red-eyed demon!
Officer Howard:
Actually sir, his eyes are blue.
Captain Fascist:
Howard. He's using his magic Albeeno trickery on you.
Captain Fascist:
Officer Howard... did you see this? Like, a ghost, from ze bowels of hell- he vanished.
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Uh... no, actually, sir- he's uh- walkin' away, right now, literally right there in your eye-line.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
