"Dog Bites Man"

"Dog Bites Man" (2006)

2006-06-07(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:2006-06-07(美国) 类型: 喜剧
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advertisement Kevin Beekin: May I ask why you brought a razor to this meeting? Alan Finger: I thought we were here to talk about facial sensitivity. Tillie Sullivan: Ask him how many times he thinks a woman has to experiment before she's considered a lesbian. Kevin Beekin: Speaking on behalf of the lesbian community, how many acts... of lesbianics, I don't know the word. How many acts of lesbianics does it take before she's considered a lesbian? Gay Man: Without making anyone uncomfortable... I'd rather not try to speculate on that question. Tillie Sullivan: I heard it was five. Gay Man: I would agree with that, yeah. Kevin Beekin: Isn't it no longer considered experimenting once you know what it is? Alan Finger: You look nice, Tillie. Tillie Sullivan: Well thank you Allan! I appreciate that. Alan Finger: You're like a hooker. It's nice. [at a racial sensitivity seminar] Marty Shonson: Well, I have definitely looked down the double-barrel of the racist shotgun... in that I was made fun of a lot when I was a youngster for [pointing to his red hair] Marty Shonson: the old cinnamon bush up top. And uh, you know they called me all kinds of names. You know: carrot top, cinnamon top, copper top, cheeto head, cheeto top, butt pirate, ginger snap. Kevin Beekin: I don't think, uh..."butt pirate" is referring to your red hair. It's a slang for gay people. Marty Shonson: I think it refers more to pirates being of Danish decent, the Vikings and whatnot, they were red-haired. And I think the "butt" part is just sort of adding insult to injury. You know, sort of a seaman taunt. Tillie Sullivan: It becomes the pirate, the reference is it's referring to pillaging butts. Alan Finger: Personally, sometimes I feel like I'm the black guy. David Dalke: Say more. Alan Finger: I'm just a really good freestyle dancer. Tillie Sullivan: [at a racial sensitivity seminar] I had a dream that I was having sex with a black man. I didn't know if that was racist - in my dream - to be so specific, or was that really open-minded because I was willing to have sex with him? And in the dream, he had sort of the stereotypical large penis... and I felt like that was racist. But in the dream it came out that he was dean of the Harvard law school... so then I thought maybe it balanced out. Kevin Beekin: [Kevin is planning to go undercover as a homosexual] I don't know if I'm believable as a gay. Marty Shonson: Well, a lot of your fan mail does say "Kevin Beekin is a homo." Kevin Beekin: I'm gonna have to get inside the mind of a gay. Like, where do gays go? Tillie Sullivan: Uh, I think you could be a gay ordering food at a restaraunt. Start there. Kevin Beekin: Do they do that? Tillie Sullivan: I would assume so, right? Marty Shonson: Sure. Kevin Beekin: I don't know... what do they order? Tillie Sullivan: I don't know. Marty, find out what gay people eat. Marty Shonson: You got it.

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