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Harold March:
At NASA, we used to have a poster on the wall. It said, "If you're gonna make an omlette, you have to break a few eggs." The astronauts did *not* like that poster.
Skyler Dayton:
Call me old-fashioned, but if you're going to sleep with two women, one of them had better be me!
Stuart Miller:
Books on relationships can be found under Human Behavior and Self-Help. My name's Stuart, and I can be found under Dangerous Men.
Skyler Dayton:
So can I, which is why I need the book.
Harold March:
[sees Katrina coming in] Finally! Where's my coffee?
Katrina:
[getting behind the counter] I dunno, where's the life I always wanted?
Woman:
I would kill for a figure like that.
Skyler Dayton:
Hey, I can hear you. And it's not like I bought the last pair.
Harold March:
[Stuart and Gavin want Harold to give some kids a science lecture in the store] If I had wanted to lecture to a bunch of kids whose only accomplishments were playing video games and throwing up, I would never have left Dartmouth!
Skyler Dayton:
I seem to have a thing for guys in a band. And actors. And pro athletes. And circus performers.
Katrina:
I seem to have a thing for guys who are one naked girl away from realizing they're gay.
Gavin P. Miller:
Is it just me, Professor, or are the world's standards deteriorating?
Harold March:
Standards can kiss my ass! Standards keep people from taking chances.
Stuart Miller:
[after reacting strongly to Skyler tell him that she loved him] How am I going to look her in the eye after this?
Gavin P. Miller:
Shouldn't be a problem, it's not where you normally look.
Gavin P. Miller:
[after hearing that Skyler is telling everyone she loves them] What kind of new age nonsense is that? This is a place of business, not some hippy love-in.
Katrina:
Hippy love-in?
Harold March:
[sternly] Hey! We were going to change the world!
Katrina:
It's like sex. Haven't you ever faked it just to boost a guy's ego?
Skyler Dayton:
Never. That would only be reinforcing a bad habit.
Katrina:
Okay, how about to just get it over with?
Skyler Dayton:
Yeah, I've done that.
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