Star: Look, Magda may be really nice, and really sexy, and have some really nice... my point is, she's got nothing on you! Star: [Watching Magda walk away] I may hate to see her leave, but I love to watch her go! Star: Me? I'm a black lesbian. 15-year old guy: Really? What's that like?
Star: Oh, it's alright. 15-year old guy: Yeah... I'd like to be a lesbian.