Robot Chicken是04年开始在美国卡通有线电视网中播放的玩偶动画。故事由一只与本片同名的Robot Chicken开篇，这只不幸的小鸡遭遇了严重的车祸，后被一个疯狂的科学家Fritz Huhnmorder("Huhnmörder"...更多>
father: [comes into room after gunshots are heard after an arguement with his wife] Hey, champ... pack your bags! We're going on a little trip! To DISNEYLAND! son: Is Mom coming? father: DISNEYLAND! Various: Look! It's Joel Schumacher, history's greatest monster! Britney Spears: [in a death-match against Joey Fatone] Wait a second! Meet my homegirls - Christina Aguilera, Avril Lavigne, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson's sister... Ashlee Simpson: I'm Ashlee! Britney Spears: [sighs in frustration] Sh! The big kids are talkin'! Announcer: The public would never know what mad experiments took place under the Matterhorn that day. Fidel Castro: Andale, andale! Arriba, arriba! Butthead: [about Starfire] That chick has orange boobs! M. Night Shyamalan: What a twist! Hello Kitty: There are 42 pressure points on the human body which result in death. I will teach you 41. The 42nd I may one day have to use on you ! Leonardo: Tubular! Raphael: Radical! Donatello: Awesome! Michealangelo: Reaganomics! Bill Clinton: I'm Bill Clinton! I'm gonna push over this cow! Joey Fatone: Of course! Together, we're stronger than we ever were solo! Right, Justin? Justin Timberlake: Well... uh... heh... All right. Child: Is this gonna hurt? Doctor: Only if God hates you. pirate 1: [has a helm wheel on the front of his pants] pirate 2: Arr! What's that steering wheel be for? pirate 1: Arrr, it's driving me nuts! Ironhide: Wow, Prime sure has to urinate a lot. Prowl: Yea! He must be French, cuz he's-a-peein'! Ha ha ha! Ironhide: Uhh, I think that's "*You're* a-peein'" Prowl: He he he... but... I'm not. Ironhide: Ugh, such a Retardicon. Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father! Luke Skywalker: Noooo! That's impossible! Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister! Luke Skywalker: That's... improbable. Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks! Luke Skywalker: That's... highly unlikely... Darth Vader: And as a kid, I built C-3PO! Luke Skywalker: ...wha? [time passes] <
b>Darth Vader: And you know that all-powerful Force? That's really just microscopic bacteria called Midichlorians! Luke Skywalker: [smoking a cigarette] Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here! Human Torch: It, um... It burns when I pee. Optimus Prime: [entering] WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU? Human Torch: [sitting on desk in full flame on mode] Well, doc, it burns when I pee. Scarlett Johansson: [in limo] Can I just roll down the window and shake his hand? Queen Beryl: Soon I will have your life force, Sailor Moon, and my plan to rule the earth will come to fruition! [notices her erection] Queen Beryl: Oh! Anime sure is weird. The Notorious B.I.G.: [Tupac walks around heaven and bumps into The Notorious B.I.G] Pac? Tupac Shakur: Biggie? [Tupac and B.I.G. pull their guns and shoot each other dead] Disney's Head: I... *hunger*... Bodyguard: [to two other bodyguards off camera] Bring in the first Cuban child! [Cuban child is brought in by two other bodyguards, and is whimpering in fear] Bodyguard: Walt Disney... must *feed*! Velma: No! All my friends are dead and I'm still a virgin! Don Knotts: You think your life is bad? I just found out one of my tenants might be a flaming homosexual! And someone just killed me. Santa Claus: Bring out your dead! Asian Massuese: [shouts] Happy ending! Happy ending! Happy ending! Camel: [standing outside a strip bar] That looked like my toe! Daphne: [falls down a trapdoor and finds a mantle adorned by the head of Pamela Voorhees] Hey, that must be Jason's dead mother! This explains everything! Fred: [falls through the same trapdoor and lands on Daphne] Hey, that must be Jason's dead mother! This explains everything! Daphne: Fred, you're an asshole! And that ascot makes you look gay! Mad Scientist: [holding up a sign that reads] Why did the chicken cross the road? Robot Chicken: [holding up another sign that reads] Bawk? Mad Scientist: [holding up another sign that reads] To die in the name of science! [pulls out a butcher's knife and chases the chicken] George W. Bush: My name is George W. Bush, and I approve this message: Tacos rule. Catwoman: [walking in on The Hulk peeing on the dishes] My good plates! The Hulk: Dishes done! Japanese Gameshow Host: You want million dollar? You win crazy smile face million dollar!
: Nice outfit. Isn't it gauche to wear brown after Labor Day? Count Chockula: I don't know, Ryan. Isn't it gauche be a total douche bag on national TV each week? Ryan Seacrest: [smiling] Not when you're paid like me. Pat Morita: You can't enter that tournament without the proper skills, Fat One. Joey Fatone: ...And will you train me, Mr. Miyagi? Pat Morita: First of all, I'm Pat-effin'-Morita, ya nutsack. Second of all, you're too old for the training. Daniel-san: [enters with a plunger] So was I... if you remember. Pat Morita: Daniel-san! I thought I smelled failure. That toilet's not going to uplug itself! [the Fat One's training is a parody of Mortal Kombat] Scorpion Wanna-Be: [throws a chain to pull the Fat One close] Come here, you! Joey Fatone: [Britney Spears joins with others into a giant monster] I'm finished! Justin Timberlake: Don't worry, Joey! J.C. Chasez: We'll help you! Lance Bass: All for one and one for all! Chris Kirkpatrick: Reaganomics! Freddy Krueger: If Ghostface got voted out, take it from Freddy, that would be a dream come true. Ha ha ha ha! You get it? Ha ha ha ha! A Dream! Ha ha ha ha! I kill people in their nightmares. That is what I do, that's my thing. Chinese Resturant Guy: ["You Can't Do That On Robot Chicken"] Hey! Breckin Meyer! Breckin Meyer: Yeah, Chinese Restaurant Guy? Chinese Resturant Guy: Hey! Ever hear of a cat gopher? Breckin Meyer: Cat gopher? What's a cat gopher? Chinese Resturant Guy: Cat go for $6 if I put MSG on it! [audience laughs as Chinese Restaurant Guy goes back in locker] Breckin Meyer: Seriously, is this the only part of the sketch I'm in? I spent an hour and fifteen minutes in traffic getting here. I mean, granted, I was in a Benz, but this is horse shit! Oh, fuck you! You know what? I'm going home! Yeah, you can kiss my ass! I was in "Garfield," motherfucker! [Corey Feldman is dying] Corey Feldman: Remember me... in "Stand By Me"... and "The Lost Boys"... the first half at least... oh... and..."Friday... the 13th... Part... [Corey Feldman dies] [the Fat One is trying to determine which Ninja Turtle is Corey Feldman] Raphael: Pizza is *radical*! Michealangelo: Master Splinter's *way cool*! Leonardo: Turtle power, dude! Donatello: Clean... Sober... Back on television! Things are lookin' up for the Feldmeister! Ivy from "The Village" (Bryce Howard): Is anyone there? I come from a village where we think it's 1886. I've broken our taboo about entering the forest to find medicine for my fiancee. Hello? [honking noise is heard. Ivy is run over by a bus, M. Night Shyamalan pulls up in a jeep] Ivy from "The Village" (Bryce Howard):