'Duck, Duck, GOOSE!" has no explosions or boobies. Well, wait a minute... It does feature one boob named Jacob who longs to keep his ex-...更多>
Jacob: Martini. Dry and dirty, like my mother. La Penis Woman: How come I never get to talk to the camera? Jacob: Because you scare people. Jacob: Did you know that Jesus was a black man? La Religious Girl: Excuse me?
: Oh, yeah. Hair like wool, skin like bronze. It's in your Bible. Jesus probably looked more like Ike Turner, but without that "I'm gonna beat ya, woman" look in his eyes. Lizzie: I fantasize about finding a man who doesn't blame my moods on my cycle! Le Creepy Guy: I fantasize about the Olsen Twins goin' down on me. Jacob: So you're charming and kind? C.B.: And you're startling and male. Jacob: There it is.