This is the concert I always wanted to see!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[regarding music and comedy] I'm mediocre at both and yet have managed to talk my way into a fortune.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[playing bongos in front of a crowd] 5,000 black people chillin' in the rain. 19 white people peppered in the crowd. Trying to find a Mexican.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Attention Huxtubles. There is a Block Party down the street. Bring Yourselves. BRING YOURSELVES! And bring Rudy, Theo, and Denise.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[In a rap battle with a random fan] Your shirt says Free Tibet... ain't no niggas in Tibet!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Did you hear the one about the industrious prostitute? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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No, Dave. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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She had a vagina implanted on her hip. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Why, Dave? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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So she could make some money on the side! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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BAM!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[singing a blues song] I woke up this morning 'bout quarter to Went back to sleep and I woke up... at... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[crew laughs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Went back to sleep again and woke up at 2 cause I'm a comedian and I ain't got shit to do. Oh yeah baby, I got them comedy blues. I just hang out all day, baby, cause I ain't got shit to do with you. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Talking] Right, now now. What kind of blue musician would I be if I didn't talk shit over the music? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[crew laughs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Then I can say a whole story. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Back to blues song] My baby left me. My car broke down. I lost $20 and it can't be found. I got issues. That's right, I'm bad as shit. That's right, I got more problems than I can count. That's why I say 'Fuck you.'复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[dressed as a pimp] Where's my money, bitch?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
