斯蒂威.格瑞菲:未曝光的故事Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin

Chris Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mom! Look at me! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[jumps in pool] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chris Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

How was that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Your third somersault was a little sloppy but what do I know, huh? It's been so long since i qualified for the Olympics. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chris Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You were in the Olympics? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm Pro Choice. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Odo: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm watching your every move, Quark, so don't think you can get away with any law-breaking. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Quark Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, yeah, whatever, man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Odo: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I mean it! You'll have me to deal with! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Quark Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ohhhh, I'm really scared. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Odo: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I could morph into a giant python and eat you alive. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Quark Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, here's an idea: why don't you morph into a guy with something interesting to talk about? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think its immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[repeated line] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You know what really grinds my gears? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Diane Simmons: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

...And that's it for sports. Now, let's go to Ollie Williams with the Adopt-a-Pet of the week. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ollie the Weatherman: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[holding a small puppy] Who wants this dog? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Diane Simmons: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[cut back] Thanks, Ollie. And now, let's go to Peter Griffin with "Ya Know What Really Grinds My - " 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Tom Tucker appears] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Diane Simmons: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tom, what are you doing? You don't work here anymore. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tom Tucker: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well Diane, I have an exclusive story. And I... can't figure out how to check my e-mail from home. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ollie the Weatherman: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[off-screen] Did you check your TCP/IP settings? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tom Tucker: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes I did, Ollie. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ollie the Weatherman: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[off-screen] Enable cookies? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tom Tucker: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes, Ollie. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ollie the Weatherman: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[off-screen] You want this dog 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Tom Tucker: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No thank you, Ollie. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Gandhi: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Gandhi is doing stand-up comedy] ... And the black people are all like, "hey bitch!" and the Indian people, we do not call our women in such a way. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Hosting Family Feud] How are you Betsy, welcome to the show you are a lovely young woman, 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[kisses her cheek] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

and I'll just get my hand up there and feel that one and that one 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[squeezes her breasts, she looks at him horrifically] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

and we're looking for something you shop for at the mall, three seconds. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Dressed up as Spiderman climbing on a clothesline singing to the tune of the Batman theme] Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Spiderman, Spiderman/ Here comes Peter on a clothesline but his name's not Peter it is Spiderman, Spiderman/ Come on Lois let's get busy maybe right here in the garden Spiderman, Spiderman. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

oh, you mean by being sauced all day! Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You're drunk! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[slurred] You're sexy! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

FOX Announcer: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, Kool-Aid! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kool-Aid Man: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, yeah! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

FOX Announcer: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Things going well with Drew? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kool-Aid Man: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, yeah! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Drew Barrymore: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

We have so much fun and he keeps my tongue really red... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[sticks out tongue] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Drew Barrymore: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

See! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Let me tell you something *Nessa,* a bullet sounds the same in every language. So stick a fucking sock in it, you cow. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[drunkenly] When I heard... when I heard... that we were going to be in a movie, I was like, "Fuck yeah!" 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Al Harrington: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to *you*! Attract customers to your business, make a splash at your next presentation, keep grandma company, protect your crops, confuse your neighbours! African American? Hail a cab, testify in church or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs, come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse, route two in Weekapaug! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kids, your mother and I have decided that we are gonna help you two get out in to dating world. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

That's right. Chris, I'm gonna show you how to be an affable, desirable young man who doesn't smell like the inside of a wool hat. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chris Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Why you gotta break balls? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And Meg when I get through with you, you're gonna be beating guys off with both hands! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Meg Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

This is gonna be so fun! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey! Zip it! Rule number one: No speaky until the *man* speaky to *you*. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Another thing that grinds my gears is when I can't find the droids I'm looking for. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stormtrooper: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, me too. What gives with that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stew Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after having sex with Fran] Um... that's never happened before. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Fran: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Which part? The eight seconds of sex or the 45 minutes of crying? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stew Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uh, I guess both. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pause] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stew Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Do I give you money now? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Fran: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, I'm gonna go. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tricia Takanawa: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Here comes Mayor Adam West himself. Mr. West, do you have any words for our viewers? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mayor Adam West: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Box, toaster, aluminum, maple syrup... no I take that one back. I'm gonna hold onto that one. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tricia Takanawa: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Thank you, Mayor West. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wilfred Brimley: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hi, I'm Wilfred Brimley, and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day, I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, stewie, how about Daddy teaches you how to swim? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Go... away... fat man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, Stewie. How about Daddy teaches you how to swim? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Go... away... fat man. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Peter picks up Stewie] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Dah! What do you think you're doing? No means no! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Stewie hangs on Peter's arm while Peter tries to get Stewie in the pool] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Come on, Stewie! In... the... pool! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No! No, I don't want to die! I want to live! Live! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brandon: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Good luck, Stewie. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[mocking] Good luck, Stewie. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ray Charles: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[the glass breaks] Ahh! I'm blind! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[he falls] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[During Intermission] Hey,Peter,could you go to the concession stand,I need something to suck on. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Glen Quagmire 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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Gigidi Gigidi 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[During Intermission] Hey,Peter,could you go to the concession stand,I need something to suck on. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Glen Quagmire: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Gigidi Gigidi? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ewwww, a band-aid. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Horace: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey, is he 18? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Horace, the drinking age is 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Horace: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And you know what else grinds my gears? You America! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[shouts] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Fuck you! Diane? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

News Reporter: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tom, tonight the stars are out for a special sneak preview of a straight to DVD feature that will soon be in the 99 bin at your local car wash! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Brian has died and gone to heaven where he sits in a booth having drinks with some new friends] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wow, look at me! Hanging out drinking with Ernest Hemingway, Van Gogh and Kurt Cobain. Still, it feels like we all got here a little earlier than we should have. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ernest Hemingway: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, well, I finally collapsed under the weight of my own genius and shot myself. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Vincent Van Gogh: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I could not reconcile my passion with the way people around me were living so I shot myself. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Kurt Cobain: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I hated the thought of my music become part of some bland corporate mechanism so I shot myself. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[sheepish] Yeah I, uh... I got into the garbage and ate some chocolate. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Quagmire is planning a cross-country sex trip and has put up a sign on the side of his Winebego] Hey Quagmire, isn't there an "o" in "country"? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Scientist: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Scientist unfreezes Walt's body] Welcome Back,Mr. Disney 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Walt Disney: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Are the Jews gone yet? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Scientist: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Uhh,no... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Walt Disney: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Put me back in! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Slams the crynogen chamber shut] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

For more about flatulence, you can visit my ass! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Peter Farts] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after falling on her hands and knees on the red carpet and visibly intoxicated] Peter... Get on! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm going to go pump the chemical toilet. Apparently you're about to do the same. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[on the red carpet at the premiere of the movie] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tricia Takanawa: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And here comes David Bowie! David, what brings you all the way to... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Bowie puts his finger against her lip] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

David Bowie: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[seductively] Shh! Just you shut your mouth... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tricia Takanawa: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[suddenly speaking excitedly with a thick Japanese accent] OH,MAKE LOVE TO ME, ZIGGY STARDUST! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[She drops to her knees and clamps onto his leg] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tricia Takanawa: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I take you home, I make you fish bowel soup! Fish bowel! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[cut back to the Channel 5 studio] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

29 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tom Tucker 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

ffb 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[businesslike] Thank you, Tricia, for setting your people back a thousand years... 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stew Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

We'll have to borrow the money from mommy and daddy. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stew Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Stewie leaps onto Stew's head and peels back his eyelids] AH! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Never call them that again! It's Lois and the Fatman! Do you hear me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stew Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yes yes! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Hey Brian! Brian! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Knock-knock! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, come on! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Knock-knock! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[sigh] Who's there? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Your friend, Stewie. And he's always gonna be there for you! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[after Brian walks in on Stewie shaving himself] Umm, feel free to say no to this but... would you mind shaving my coin purse? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

OK Chris. Now that we have practiced kissing and cuddling, we'll practice eating out... at a fancy restaurant. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Man #1: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Lois and Peter are watching a Sam Adams commercial on TV] I'll have water, please. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Man #2: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'll have water too, but with lemon, please. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Man #3: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'll have a Sam Adams, please 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Man #4: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It's 9:30 in the morning!' 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Man #1: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

And don't you have an outstanding DUI? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Man #3: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Man #4: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[pause] I'll have a Sam Adams as well. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Sam Adams: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Samuel Adams! Always a good decision! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

This is the perfectly destroyed spider web. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Where's the spider? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Knock, knock! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Who's there? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I ate him! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Thanks, Tom. You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody's come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like thirty years. Ya know? I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, "Ah, I can't eat it. It's forbidden." Couldn't eat it. Not allowed, pigs are like superheroes to them. Is it perfect? No, but I, I don't see you coming up with anything. And that people is what grinds my gears. Tom? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Stewie and Stu visit his family in the future. Lois greets them at the front door] She's still ALIVE? What the hell, man? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Diane Simmons: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

In other news, after several grueling days of frightening uncertainty, I finally get my period. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tom Tucker: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well Diane, I'm sure you and your brother must be devastated by the loss of the two-headed offspring that might have been. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What a 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

ff0 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

re you doing? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Well, you heard Captain Syphillis, we're going to California! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh come on, you can't go alone with Quagmire. Look, I tell you what. If you're serious about this 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[sighs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'll go with you. Although I should probably ask Peter and Lois if it's okay. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh, they won't even know we're gone. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Stewie presses a button. Robotic duplicates of Brian and Stewie come out of a closet] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

"Stewie Griffin" robot: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Damn you, vile woman! Blast! What the deuce? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

"Brian Griffin" robot: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I am a tool. Stewie is better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and the guitar. I have no friends. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Let's see... umm... I think it would have to be... fuck. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

TV Presenter: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

What's your favorite curse word? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

lady: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Where's my baby. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

The Stork: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Sweety, you and me are going to make the baby 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[turns on the radio] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Future Stewie talking about vacations] In fact, just last summer I went back to visit Jesus Christ. Turns out his abilities might have been exaggerated a bit. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chris Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Mom, Meg reckons Omar Sharif is dead but I think she thinking of Anthony Quinn. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Chris, your father and I are in the tub! And Meg, you are thinking of Anthony Quinn. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Ron enters the room] Who's that fellow? He looks so familiar. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stew Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

It's Meg. She has Sex-changed right after the College. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Wow. She went to College? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You know what, give me your keys. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, no, I'm fine. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

No, no, give me your keys. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm fine. I'm driving 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

You're too drunk. Give me your keys. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I'm fine. I'm driving. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter, Meg, Brian, you're too drunk give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Brian Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

I, I'm, uhhh, you're right. Here here you go. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[on top of shelf and drunk] Everybody!Everybody! I'm gonna jump! Gonna jump from... Gonna jump... to my high chair! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Peter Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie can u not interupt? It grinds my gears when u do that. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Oh he said it! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

U ready? Can u... Can u see me... gonna jump... gonna ju... jump to my highchair. U watching? Are u? Are u? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[jumps and misseshighchair] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Ow! U see me? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tricia Takanawa: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

9e 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Tom, I'm standing here admist the heated debate over a recent petition to change the name of the city from San Francisco to something a little less gay. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

cbc 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Stew is about to have sex with Fran] Yes now go! Put your 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[reading from book] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

penis in her vagina 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Lois Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

[Stewie and Lois are at the Community Pool. Lois is trying to teach Stewie- who is pettrified of the water- how to swim] Aw, now don't worry Stewie, there's no need to be afraid, it won't bite you! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

Stewie Griffin: 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

SHUT UP! Stupid! What a stupid thing to say! You drown in it you moron! It doesn't have to bite you! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制

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