死亡变种人 (2005)

Jimmy Dean: [referring to his daughter] Did you know she was named Ms. Pretty Face of Waco? Lorna Dean: 6000 dollars goes a long way at Wal-Mart

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Amos Cadbury

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: What the hell is that ? Millard: It sure ain't the Pillsbury fucking doughboy. Amos Cadbury: Wait, wait. Are you telling me that thing was a cookie you were baking? That's crazy, crazy. Ok, do you have a magic oven? Amos Cadbury: If that thing is real, I say we grab that mother fucker and we take it in to Leno, Letterman. How much dough can you make from a talking cookie... heh dough, cookie, get it? Lorna Dean: [talking on her cell phone] Daddy, you have got to come and get me, I'm at Betty's Bakery and we got homicidal baked goods after us. Lorna Dean: Shut your pie hole. Millard: I said you were a smart cookie. Millard: Awww, ain't that sweet? I see a sappy love story brewing. Baby, it's all over but the crying. Brick Fields: Now it's time to meet your maker, prepare to face the butcher baker, for tonight your ass it toast. Millard: You gotta be shittin' me? Brick Fields: [after eating the gingerbread man's head] Got Milk? Millard: Save room for dessert cause I'm coming after you. Millard: Eat me, you punk bitch! Brick Fields: Butcher Baker's no one's bitch! [begins to eat gingerdead man]