Winston: When the fuck did we get ice cream? Steve Barker: Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body... Steve Barker: I can count to potato Steve Barker: Can I have a slice of your doody? Steve Barker: [to lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug? Billy: You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it! Thomas: [to Steve] Should I wear my top up [lifts top up] Thomas: ... or down [pulls top down] Thomas: ... or up [pulls top up again] Thomas: ... or possibly... tucked in [tucks in top] Steve Barker, Billy: Hey Billy, you working on your comptuer, there? No, I'm walking my dog. Billy: Does he have insurance... does he have Afleck? Rudy: Smooth moove, Ajax. Michael: Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards. Billy: SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D! [repeated line] Billy: Oh my-lanta! Special Olympics Athlete: You're a faker. Thomas: a mother-faker! Steve Barker: Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cukoo pops, uhh... Jeffy... Special Olympics Athlete: Shut up you stupid a-s-s! Lynn Sheridan: [to David] Go away, asshole! Billy: [laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's! Stavi: Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye. [waves with thumb and pinkie] Glen: Hi I'm Glen Glen: Guess how many fingers I have? Gary: ten Glen: no I have eight and two thumbs Glen: I work at Burger King. Glen: You want fries with that.
: I would definitely bring protection. Glen: Hey! Guess how many fingers i have. Steve Barker: Uhh, 10? Glen: No. I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs! Ha Ha Ha! Steve Barker: My name is Lance, and I like nuts! Thomas: Goodbye, Hooker Lady! Winston: Hey steve, ask me *any* movie. Steve Barker: Okay, hmm...Jaws" Winston: That's a good movie. Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched. Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian? Billy: I don't know. Surprise me. Gary: We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green Mile." Thomas: This is my doberman candy. Mark: Why'd you scratch his C D? Steve Barker: Jeffy just admiring it. Mark: Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw. Steve Barker: ...What? Mark: You heard me! Steve Barker: What's in that? Glen: Milk, eggs, and meat. Steve Barker: What kind of meat? Glen: Raw meat! Steve Barker: Peter's Another Name For Weaner. [Laughs] Thomas: [runs over to Jimmy] JIMMY! Can I have you're autograph? Jimmy: Get it off eBay! Thomas: Who is eBay?