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Johnny Knoxville
演员
饰Steve Barker
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Brian Cox
演员
饰Gary Barker
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Katherine Heigl
演员
饰Lynn Sheridan
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Geoffrey Arend
演员
饰Winston
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Winston:
When the fuck did we get ice cream?
Steve Barker:
Jeffy just doesn't know what's happening to his body...
Steve Barker:
I can count to potato
Steve Barker:
Can I have a slice of your doody?
Steve Barker:
[to lynn in cafeteria] Can I have a hug?
Billy:
You scratched my CD! You picked it up in pure daylight and you scratched it!
Thomas:
[to Steve] Should I wear my top up
[lifts top up]
Thomas:
... or down
[pulls top down]
Thomas:
... or up
[pulls top up again]
Thomas:
... or possibly... tucked in
[tucks in top]
Steve Barker, Billy:
Hey Billy, you working on your comptuer, there? No, I'm walking my dog.
Billy:
Does he have insurance... does he have Afleck?
Rudy:
Smooth moove, Ajax.
Michael:
Incredible; that guy is the Deion Sanders of retards.
Billy:
SCRATCH! SCRAAAAAAAAATCH! Oh my stars of the love of Liza. You scratch my C-D!
[repeated line]
Billy:
Oh my-lanta!
Special Olympics Athlete:
You're a faker.
Thomas:
a mother-faker!
Steve Barker:
Jeffy doesn't understand! Jeffy cocoa for cukoo pops, uhh... Jeffy...
Special Olympics Athlete:
Shut up you stupid a-s-s!
Lynn Sheridan:
[to David] Go away, asshole!
Billy:
[laughs] Lynn said A hole with S's!
Stavi:
Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.
[waves with thumb and pinkie]
Glen:
Hi I'm Glen
Glen:
Guess how many fingers I have?
Gary:
ten
Glen:
no I have eight and two thumbs
Glen:
I work at Burger King.
Glen:
You want fries with that.
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I would definitely bring protection.
Glen:
Hey! Guess how many fingers i have.
Steve Barker:
Uhh, 10?
Glen:
No. I have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs! Ha Ha Ha!
Steve Barker:
My name is Lance, and I like nuts!
Thomas:
Goodbye, Hooker Lady!
Winston:
Hey steve, ask me *any* movie.
Steve Barker:
Okay, hmm...”Jaws"
Winston:
That's a good movie.
Billy:
Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas:
Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy:
I don't know. Surprise me.
Gary:
We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates.", or "Take my hands, boss." like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."
Thomas:
This is my doberman candy.
Mark:
Why'd you scratch his C D?
Steve Barker:
Jeffy just admiring it.
Mark:
Do it again and you'll be admiring my butt from the pavement with a straw.
Steve Barker:
...What?
Mark:
You heard me!
Steve Barker:
What's in that?
Glen:
Milk, eggs, and meat.
Steve Barker:
What kind of meat?
Glen:
Raw meat!
Steve Barker:
Peter's Another Name For Weaner.
[Laughs]
Thomas:
[runs over to Jimmy] JIMMY! Can I have you're autograph?
Jimmy:
Get it off eBay!
Thomas:
Who is eBay?
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