Romancing the Bride (2005)

Edwina: Do not get in the way of my Connecticut grandbabies! Edwina: Nothing is impossible. "Impossible" is just "possible" with "I M" in front of it. "I - M - possible." Edwina: Can't a woman talk a little nonsense now and then? Carlos: I'm wearing clothes. Edwina: That leave nothing to the imagination! Edwina: Are you trying to tell me you got loaded and laid the day before your wedding? Who do you think you are, me? Edwina: Are you telling me that you got loaded and laid the day before your wedding? Who do you think you are, me? Edwina: What do you think your father would say if he saw you chained to this nearly naked Mexican man? Carlos: Hey i'm wearing clothes. Edwina: That leave nothing to the imagination. I can practicly see your religion, and it lists to the left. Melissa: [When her aunt asks who Carlso is] He's my hairstylist. Carlos: No I'm not. Melissa: Fine, hair designer. You know how uppidy the gays get with their titles. Carlos: [handcuffed to Melissa] I married someone different! And I'd really like to know if she'll show up soon. Because I have better things to do than to be chained, to bridezilla... with a plan.