Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Ander...

advertisement Jeffrey Ross: How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain? Jeffrey Ross: I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy. Jeffrey Ross: Anna Nicole's in the audience tonight, she's behaving herself... [Anna sticks her middle finger up] Jeffrey Ross: Oh! There we go! The funny thing about that is... Next year, we can Roast Anna Nicole and do the same jokes, only adding fat ones. Sarah Silverman: I happen to know Andy Dick is not gay; he just asked out Katie Holmes. Tommy Lee: Who am I kidding, I've never read a book. I can barely read my fucking tattoos. Sarah Silverman: People say "Pamela Anderson's nothing without her tits!" And that's not true! That is *not* true!... She'd be Paris Hilton. Herself - Roaster: Pamela and I are so opposite with drugs - I have to PAY for mine.