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Jeffrey Ross:
How is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?
Jeffrey Ross:
I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy.
Jeffrey Ross:
Anna Nicole's in the audience tonight, she's behaving herself...
[Anna sticks her middle finger up]
Jeffrey Ross:
Oh! There we go! The funny thing about that is... Next year, we can Roast Anna Nicole and do the same jokes, only adding fat ones.
Sarah Silverman:
I happen to know Andy Dick is not gay; he just asked out Katie Holmes.
Tommy Lee:
Who am I kidding, I've never read a book. I can barely read my fucking tattoos.
Sarah Silverman:
People say "Pamela Anderson's nothing without her tits!" And that's not true! That is *not* true!... She'd be Paris Hilton.
Herself - Roaster:
Pamela and I are so opposite with drugs - I have to PAY for mine.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
