Phil the Alien

Phil the Alien (2004) 5.9

2004-07-29(澳大利亚)| 喜剧 科幻| 加拿大
上映时间:2004-07-29(澳大利亚) 类型: 喜剧 科幻
评分: 力荐

Near a backwoods Ontario small town, a young alien, on vacation, crashes in his ship. Disoriented, this confused young extraterrestrial is c...更多>




Madame Madame: You mean you lied to me? Sammy the Alien: Many, many times. Jimmy: Tell them what you told me. Phil the Alien: I like whiskey. Jimmy: No, after that. Phil the Alien: On my planet, there is no violence. Ginger: That's so inspiring. Phil the Alien: Except for twice a year when the weather changes, and then there is a brief period of ultra-violence. Slim: Who doesn't love candy? Candy: My parents. [last lines] Phil the Alien: Dave? Dave: Yeah Phil? Phil the Alien: C'mon let's go... you drive... Dave: Really? Phil the Alien: [holds up keys] Really... Madame Madame: There is something about those falls. Phil the Alien: Yeah. They inspire urination. Phil the Alien: I must preach the gospel of... We're going to Niagara Falls. Get your shit. Ginger: Jesus likes prostitutes right Phil? Phil the Alien: Jesus loves all prostitutes. Sammy the Alien: I'll have two of them prime ribs and in between them some peanut butter. A leather model of the Taj Mahal filled with some kind of jelly... I don't care, grape, blueberry, it doesn't matter. Some cats, a dwarf riding a pumpkin. Also, could I get a snake in the form of a man's belt with the belt hook right around its head. Spitting poison, constantly spitting poison. If you could poke it with a stick a couple of times before you bring it to the table. Also, could I have a flaming ice cream model of the planet Uranus. It's my favourite planet. I love ice cream and flames are quite exciting. And then id like some uh, could you just cover your fist with grape jelly and then punch me in the throat. Madame Madame: [Phil is unresponsive to Madame Madame's advances] Does the possibility of sex with me terrify you that much?




导演: 唐季礼

演员: 成龙杨洋



导演: 彭发

演员: 释小龙胡军

Phil the Alien

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