NBC的2004年最新喜剧剧集.也许是“六人行”后的又一部力作~~主要是叙述一个三流演员闯荡好莱坞的有趣经历…… 个人感觉: Joey长大了,成熟了,虽然偶尔还做一些傻事,说一些傻话,但是他开始走上自己的路了;谈到Joey就想起了Friends,结束一年了,可还是无比的怀念,有...更多>

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Joey: Welcome to Hollywood Minute. I am name. Gina: I thought you and Chandler should have moved out a long time ago. It's a very vibrant gay scene. Joey: Chandler and I are not a gay couple! Joey: They canceled my show! People thought it was disgusting. Jeez, you defecate on one corpse... Joey: I did the soap thing, but I can be serious. "Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?" That's Romeo. Alex: Actually, that's Juliet. Joey: Huh? Alex: Well, Romeo doesn't start a speech "Romeo, Romeo..." Joey: I did that on like a million auditions! Joey: I'm gay for David Cassidy! Gina: That's the good thing about having a kid so young. Joey: Yeah. You rarely hear the argument for teen pregnancy. Joey: Did you know that the girl next door was married? Michael: I can't talk to that girl. Sssshhhe makes my stutter come back. Gina: Oh my gosh, you're not going to believe this. The director over there actually thought I was an actress! Joey: That's because you've got big fake boobs and you're crazy. Gina: You have very beautiful hair. Alex: Oh, well thank you! Gina: [handing Alex her card] If you're ever thinking about selling it, you give me a call. Joey: Hey! I really like that girl! Don't be trying to buy her hair! Michael: I'm 20 years old, you know? I'm too old to be living with my mom. All the kids at school make fun of me. And it's not like they're the cool kids. They're not quarterbacks. They're engineers. Joey: [after hearing what Michael has been up to in grad school; laughing] What are you, a rocket scientist? Michael: ...Yes. Gina: [Joey's teaching Michael how to meet women] That should be easy: "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" "How you doin'?" Joey: Hey, it worked on all your friends. [Repeated line]

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: How you doin'? Michael: You know what it's like to have someone who's like you, but just a little bit better? Joey: Yeah. Johnny Depp. Joey: I am not a sex blob! Joey: I just wish I had a regular place where I could go and meet women. Michael: You could go to bars. Joey: Nah, I'm getting too old for that. Plus I'm not great at telling whether or not they're gay bars before I go in. Oh by the way, if Ramon calls, I am not here. Bobbie: I'd like to keep that little piece of chicken in my pocket and snack on him all day. Joey: Michael, you have to seize this moment. The love between two nerds is a rare and fragile thing. Michael: I want to. I can't go against the rules without a motion being passed. Joey: So, I'll make a motion. Michael: You're not a member. There's an approval process. Joey: Well, I motion you suspend it on account of me being the sole payer of rent for the book club's headquarters. Michael: I second the motion. The motion is passed Joey: I motion for a presidential exemption to the no-dating rule. Michael: I second the motion. The motion is passed. Joey: I motion that you and me eat that entire ice cream cake right now. Michael: Motion denied. Joey: Mr. Chairman, you're out of order! Bobbie: Oh, Joey I've got great news. Joey: Did I get that commerical? Bobbie: No, I bought a horse! Michael: Did you know that the laws of physics suggest that the curve ball is actually impossible? Joey: Why do you have to ruin stuff like that? Huh? The curve ball is impossible. Don't eat that, it's solid mold. That's not a dog, it's a possum. Stop letting it lick your face. Why? Joey: We could walk around here naked! Michael: Yeah! But let's NOT. Joey: I can't believe it! I've over understudied! Bobbie: Ah, Joey, he's just shoving crap up your pooper. Alex: Some kid dropped his army man in the hot tub. Joey: CAPTAIN DROPKICK! Joey: Do you find me threatening? Michael: [frightened] Not until this very minute! Gina: I'm curious as to what was so important, that it couldn't wait until the end of "Jag". Michael: Mom, sit down we have something important to tell you. Gina: Oh my God, "Jag" got cancelled! Michael: What is the best news I could give you? Joey: They fixed the vending machine? Ooo, we got a ping pong table? Oh wait, Kool and the Gang got back together? Bobbie: I could slap a diaper on you and nurse ya right now. Bobbie: Ooh there's the fiery Latin heartthrob I took a chance on. Joey: I'm not Latin, I'm Italian. Bobbie: Italian? Oh no! Italians are out this year. It may be time for you to call in your boy band connections. Joey: I wasn't in a boy band. Bobbie: I can't catch a break! Joey: Hey, hey Alex. That guy looks familiar, but I can't place him. Usually when I have that feeling it's someone I slept with, but I don't think it's that Bobbie: Well, it's a sexy new nighttime drama set in a mountain resort. It's called Deep Powder. It's Baywatch on skis, and it's the dumbest script I ever read. It's gonna be huge! Howard: If I had functioning tear ducts I'd be crying right now. Joey: Captain Fabuloso's Cave of Hair! Bobbie: And if I knew you were coming I wouldn't have brought Data. Lauren: Oh, God, I thought the bear got out. Bobbie: And I thought I dropped an earring. Bobbie: Oh you're tiny too. Maybe I can hold you up and you can talk to each other. [Joey is watching a report on a show he turned down] Nancy: Well, wherever he is, I'm sure Joey Tribaney is kicking himself. Joey: Tribbiani! Joey Tribbiani is kicking himself! Gina: [answering the phone] Gina Tribbiani, hairdresser to the stars. Joey: Really? Gina: It's better than saying, "Hairdresser to mostly Dominicans." Alex: Well, which is it? Because at 33, you're still happy being a sexy single woman. At 34, you've got a wedding dress in your trunk just in case. Alex: I mean, would you look at all these suckers out celebrating this Hallmark holiday? My husband and I don't need this kind of thing. Though, a card would've been nice. Or a phone call. Or an e-mail, perhaps. But we spoke on Tuesday. He asked me to gather up his receipts. Tax time's coming! Alex:

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