Action-packed adventures of Danny Fenton, who straddles two worlds as a shy freshman at Casper High and a heroic phantom-fighter with ghostl...更多>
Jack Fenton: You must be so exhausted you can't even talk. [gets no answer] Jack Fenton: So I'll keep talking. Tucker Foley: [after Danny has phased a car through a building] Oh sure, phase the car through the building. You just had to save the day, didn't you? Danny Fenton: Well yeah! Because a car crashing through the twenty-eighth floor of anything is BAD! Danny Fenton: [has just parachuted onto his aunt's farm with his dad's gift] Here you go mom. Dad left it at home so uhh... the mosquitoes wouldn't get it! Jack Fenton: That's right! [whispering to Danny] Jack Fenton: Good work son. You'll get a raise in your allowance for this. Danny Fenton: I get an allowance? Samantha "Sam" Manson: [trying to stop Danny's parents from cheaking on him while he's fighting a ghost upstairs] Danny's upstairs. [crash is heard upstairs] Samantha "Sam" Manson: Uh, lifting weights? Maddie Fenton: [after hearing another crash] He doesn't have exercise equipment up there. Danny Fenton: [another crash] My computer! Oh, wait that's Jazz's. [Danny and Tucker are drooling over Paulina] Samantha "Sam" Manson: Paulina? Please, girls like that are a dime a dozen. Danny Fenton: [to Tucker] How much change you got? Samantha "Sam" Manson: Very funny. [Danny and Tucker are at his house, talking to Sam over the computer] Samantha "Sam" Manson: I'm sure you boys will have a wonderful time. [logs off the computer] Danny Fenton: She really wants to go to the dance. Tucker Foley: She said she didn't want to! Jazz Fenton: By the way Danny, just so you know, I'm onto your little secret. Danny Fenton: [spits out his water] What secret? Jazz Fenton: The clumsiness, the nervousness... I can't beleive I didn't figure it out before. You have a girlfriend. Danny Fenton: It's a lie, I'm not a ghost! I mean, she's not my girlfriend. She's just going to the dance with me. Jack Fenton: Great, I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts! Jazz Fenton:
You better let her know your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that's entrapment.
Tucker Foley: [Danny and Dragon Sam have destroyed the school dance] Man, I can't believe your date ditched you. Danny Fenton: Where is Paulina anyway? Samantha "Sam" Manson: [sees Paulina talking to Dash] Who cares? Look, the DJ is still playing and I think there's still time for one more dance. [smiles at Danny] Danny Fenton: [smiles at Sam] Sure, I'd love to. [hands Tucker the amulet] Danny Fenton: Hold on to this, will ya? Samantha "Sam" Manson: [dancing with Danny] Promise me you'll keep your pants on? Danny Fenton: I'll do my best. Tucker Foley: Man, I'm dateless again! Man, what does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here? Ghost Girl: I want to go to the ball! Tucker Foley: On second thought, I'm not that desprete. Hey guys, can I cut in? [Sam is trying to distract Technus] Samantha "Sam" Manson: Hi. I'm Sam. I don't believe I caught your name. I suggest you shout it out loud, along with your motive. Technus: I am technus! Master of all things mechanical! Wizard of integrated soicuittry! And destroyer of woilds! Vice Principal Lancer: Great Gatsby! Danny Fenton: [Sam taps at his window] Sam! You snuck out to see me! Oh, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, except I'm the one on the balcony and I can understand everything we're saying. [Jack Fenton tries his new Ghost Translator on Danny] Danny Fenton: Um... Um... Boo? Ghost Translator: I am a ghost. Fear me. Danny Fenton: [panics] Uh... I better get to school! Ghost Translator: I better get to school. Fear me. Ghost Tracker: [Jack Fenton holds his Ghost Tracker near Danny] Ghost directly ahead. You would have to be some sort of moron to not notice the ghost directly ahead. Danny Fenton: [over cell phone] Are you okay? We can stop by later if you want us too. Samantha "Sam" Manson: [home sick in bed] No, that's okay. I'll be fine. Bye. [She hangs up, then glares at the doctor, nurse and ambulance attendent standing at her bedside] Samantha "Sam" Manson: You guys, it's just a cold! Ambulance Attendent: [shocking himself with the pads] Clear! Danny Fenton: [in the ghost prison cafeteria, Danny looks at a table where all the ghosts he sent back into the Ghost Zone are sitting] Great, everyone who hates me is sitting on table, just like in high school. Danny Fenton: [after a day of strange ghost-related events at school] I can explain. [pause] Danny Fenton: Actually, I really can't. Tucker Foley: Wait, you guys kissed? Danny Fenton, Samantha "Sam" Manson: No! It was a fake-out make-out! Johnny 13: [after Danny punches him during a staged fight to convince Kitty he wants her back] I thought this was a pretend fight. Danny Fenton: Then pretend that didn't hurt. Tucker Foley: [as Sam's staring daggers at Danny and Paulina, who are now a couple] You okay? Samantha "Sam" Manson: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay? LOOK how HAPPY he is! [punches a hole in a locker] Danny Fenton: [after being attacked by giant ghost scissors] I know I should be concerned, and I will be... right after the party. Skulker: [to Danny] I planned on simply capturing you and letting you live the rest of your life in a cage, but now, I will rest your pelt at the foot of my bed. Samantha "Sam" Manson: Okay, that's just gross. Samantha "Sam" Manson: [while Tucker's using his PDA to goof around with Skulker's technology] Stop fooling around, Tucker! Danny Fenton: Power him down, already! Now! Tucker Foley: Relax. Everything's totally under [Skulker destroys his PDA with an arrow] Tucker Foley: control... Oh, man! I had four more payments on this one. Danny Fenton: How is it that I have ghost powers, but YOU'RE the weird kid? [Dark Danny has revealed his true form to Jazz] Jazz Fenton: You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-Merang wasn't honing in on you're ecto-signature. You're not Danny! Dark Danny: I was, but I outgrew him. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future. Jazz Fenton: He'll escape! He'll beat you! Dark Danny: How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too. Jazz Fenton: Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? *He's* your archenemy? Dark Danny: [continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D... [blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast] Dark Danny: None of the above. [Jazz faints; Dark Danny takes the C.A.T. answers form and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face] Dark Danny: Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question *is* "D"! [evil laugh]
[Jazz is counseling with a punk named Spike]