DELILAH WHO????? That's exactly what the passengers on a rinky dink Hollywood tour bus ask when their Indian driver, Bhuvan Bannerji, pulls up in front of Delilah's house. Reclusive scream queen Delilah Leigh hasn't made a movie in over twenty-five years. Still, to young, naive Bhuvan, she's every bit the star; so much so that he makes daily stops in hopes of catching a glimpse of her. Finally, after weeks of hiding, Delilah makes a grand entrance onto her porch and blows kisses to Bhuvan's yawning busload. But Bhuvan is convinced that her kisses are meant for him and no one else. A wannabe filmmaker with aspirations of working in India's Tinseltown, Bollywood, Bhuvan is so love struck that he writes a comeback vehicle for Delilah called "The Great Lady," a tribute to all those campy horror movies of the 1960s that reheated the careers of such veteran divas as Bette Davis and Joan Crawford. In grand Sunset Boulevard style, Delilah - and her frumpy assistant, Delia - soon take the fledgling writer under their wings. But these "Great Ladies" aren't exactly who they say they are. Delia is actually Delilah and Delilah is actually Delilah's cross-dressing son, Devin! Confused? So is Bhuvan! And by the time the little charade is discovered, Devin has fallen head-over-high heels for Bhuvan. BUT THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING!!! These star-crossed dudes are in for one surprise after the next, because Bhuvan has stopped his bus at the most romantic cross street in Hollywood...BOLLYWOOD AND VINE! e88 Written by Edward Jordon