Hey! I wanna show my cock to somebody!
People say bad things about the dark lord, but I say he's a swell guy. Praise Satan!
Oh sorry, son. I blew all your college tuition. Hey, cheer up. It's no big deal. You don't care if you don't get an education or ever have sex, do you? You don't care if your life and dreams all go down the shitter and you're a penniless bum with no life for the rest of your life! All right, I'm off to the gay bar.
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