Merrill Whooly:
[on cell-phone handset] Betty! No, I'm in the car. I'm going to pick up Jenna at the ferry. She came home to spend Halloween with her brother. Is that true love or what?
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
Jenna's my girlfriend. I'm going to marry her.
Merrill Whooly:
He says he's going to marry her. I don't think they got up to the word "incest" in the third grade, yet.
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
You said "sex"!
Merrill Whooly:
[to Dougie] I said "incest," and don't be so stupid - play your game!
Merrill Whooly:
[on cell-phone handset] That's why I was calling you: I *do* have a costume! I'm putting together this Carmen-Miranda-and-Chiquita-Banana-type thing. It came to me in a dream. Actually, I *was* stoned.
[covers her mouth after realizing that her young son is in the car with her]
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
Just let him go back to Hell!
Jenna Whooly:
He killed Daddy; his ass is *fuckin'* grass!
Mrs. Sylvia Tishbaum:
Where did you get that coat? Looks like you robbed it from a Hasid!
Jenna Whooly:
When you were trick-or-treating, did Satan kill Alex's father?
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
When we were trick-or-treating, he threw a guy out a window.
Jenna Whooly:
Was it a big brick house?
[Dougie nods]
Jenna Whooly:
That man was Alex's father.
Jenna Whooly:
[pauses]
[her jaw drops]
Jenna Whooly:
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