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• Diana: So how can you tell when your man is cheating on you? Madea: You think your man is cheating on you? Diana: Yes I do. Madea: That's how you can tell. Willy: [to Ann] I got 27 different people live in my head, and every one of them ready to beat the hell out of you. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制
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• : What is wrong with all these black celebrities these days? Diana Ross allegedly drinking and driving. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson says he's Peter Pan. Cora: That's what he said. Madea: This is what his kids look like. [covers her face with a cloth napkin and kicks] Leroy Brown: [about his wife] I had her creature-mated. Ann: You need a deposit like a credit card or cash... Leroy Brown: Oh yeah, I know all about that dep-o-sit. [takes out a bag of coins and drops it on the counter] Woman at Hotel: You probably go around writing bad checks everywhere? Do you hear me, you little bad lady? Madea: [shoots round from pistol] Nah, do you hear me? Do you hear me?! Willy: [imitating Maya Angelou] Like the blood pressure on a black woman, eating pork all her life, still I rise. I am the hope of the slave and I don't work for free. Somebody better find my check. Or a phenomenal woman will get beat phenomenally. Ann: I'll have the corporate office mail you your check. Willy: I didn't mail my work up in here. You ain't finna mail me no check. 复制 复制成功 复制失败，请手动复制