Anus Magillicutty (2003) 2.1

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: Did you kill him yet? Assassin: I'm running low on daytime minutes. Can I call you back after eight? Anus Magillicutty: Now why don't you scrub my nuts or something? Anus's Woman: How do you always know what to say? Anus Magillicutty: I'm a romantic at heart. Anus Magillicutty: I thought you said you live behind the dumpster? The White Trash Piece of Shit: [sputters] This isn't debate class! I didn't go to fancy schools and learn a lot of math. Brother Magillicutty: He's old school. He doesn't like profanity. He doesn't like all this "fuck you", "suck a cock", "eat an asshole". Anus Magillicutty: There's always two things on my mind - Tits! Anus's Woman: [after a really long sex scene] Are you gonna cum? Anus Magillicutty: Oh! Was I supposed to cum? Anus Magillicutty: Remember that contract we had with Satan? To make us beautiful? Brother Magillicutty: Yeah I do. Anus Magillicutty: I think he's come to collect. Brother Magillicutty: [sarcastic] Sure. Brother Magillicutty: [to Anus] You find yourself in a bunch of shit because you are shit. Anus Magillicutty: Pull outta me! Anus Magillicutty: What are you doing? The White Trash Piece of Shit: I was eatin' a goddamn hotdog! Okay? Anus Magillicutty: What are you doing? Father Magillicutty: I was eating a goddamn hotdog, okay?