Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time (2003) 6.0

Ron: 'Scuse me, scary orb thing? Where are you taking us? Robot: The attitude adjustment center. Kim: Isn't that the high school? Robot: Prepare to be drained of all individuality and spirit. Ron: Yep, high school. [Drakken and Killagan are bickering aboard their jet airplane] Monkey Fist: Can you two buffoons take this outside? Duff Killagan: At 30,000 feet? Monkey Fist: Precisely. [Monique is commenting on Duff Killagan's modus operendi] Monique: Golf balls that explode? Kim Possible: Welcome to my world. Shego: I'm stuck with the Freak Stooges. [the villians are discussing how best to use their newly-acquired time travel ability] Dr. Drakken: I have run a complete analysis of Kim Possible's life, and have calculated the exact day when she will be most vulnerable. Shego: Sounds smart. Dr. Drakken: We must go undercover, using this juvenator. Shego: Juvenator? Wh-wh-what's a juvenator? [Drakken activates the juvenator, which turns him into a 4-year-old] Young Drakken: Cool. Shego: Okay, just got dumb. [explaning why he can't wait for Latin class] Ron: Are you kidding? I can't wait for Latin class! The salsa dancing, the salsa eating... [Rufus licks his lips] Ron: ...I already know my research project: "The Down-Low on J-Lo". Kim: Ron, this is Latin as in the language. The dead language. Ron: No salsa? Kim: No J-Lo. [Future Shego pulls Present Shego off to the side] Future Shego: Listen, we don't have a lot of time. Ok, actually, we do. Well... we will. Shego: When you want to make sense, just let me know. Future Shego: Grab the Time Monkey. Shego: Why? Future Shego: You need the Time Monkey. Shego: Can't I just use yours? Future Shego: No, this is mine! OK, well, actually it's yours too. I mean, well, it's the one you're gonna to steal, so technically... Shego: If you need me, I'll be in there watching Kim Possible lose. Future Shego: Trust me, this whole rock gorilla deal is gonna go south. So when it does, make sure you get that Time Monkey!

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: Run through this again for me. Dr. Drakken: [surprised] KIM POSSIBLE? Monkey Fist: WHY do you always act SO surprised? Dr. Drakken: [confused] Hmm... I don't know. Shego: [threatening Ron] No touchie my monkie! Kim Possible: Then we'll go lower. Ron Stoppable: Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here! Kim Possible: [exiting the sewers] So far so good. Ron Stoppable: [frowning] Oh really? Tell that to my shoes. Kim: [to Ron] I couldn't save the world without you. Kim: [sadly watching Ron as he moves away] ... Bye Ron. Ron Stoppable: [about Robo Duff] He's more robot than golfer now. Kim Possible: Then we'll go lower. Ron Stoppable: Sewers. Aw man! There's a whole rainbow of smells down here! Rufus: Pee-Yuu! Kim Possible: I'm tired of playing defense. I'm taking the fight to Shego. Ron Stoppable: You're going to the future? Kim Possible: Yeah. Ron Stoppable: Okay, okay. From here on out... [cracks his knuckles] Ron Stoppable: We're in this together, KP. Rufus 3000: But the danger to the time stream... it's impossible. Kim Possible: 'Impossible?' Check my name. Ron: [to his past self] Time travel, it's a cornucopia of disturbing concepts. Kim: [giving Ron his own communicator] Now you can call me or beep me, you know, if you wanna reach me. Dr. Drakken: Why you got to leave me hangin' like that, yo? Shego: Hey, guys! Why don't you work as a "team", and put the stupid head on "together"? Dr. Drakken: But I hate sharing! Duff Killagan: No sharing! Monkey Fist: Then we shall not share, together! Dr. Drakken: Yes! [Drakken, Monkey Fist and Killigan struggles for control of the idol head] Dr. Drakken: [Shego hangs her head and sighs in defeat] Ron: My dad finally said I could have a pet, but no fur. And you'd be surprised how many mammals have fur. Kim Possible: Didn't they miss me? Future Jim & Tim: [Jim] Oh, yeah. But, Dad always said... Dr. Possible: Well, at least Kimmie's just lost in the time stream and not staying out late with some *boy*. Duff Killagan: Ah've got yer rebels right here, oh, Supreme One, no thanks ta Monkey Boy. Monkey Fist: There were so many mole rats. So naked! Shego: I'm working with a guy named "Monkey Fist". My evil career is *so* in the toilet. Ron: [to Shego] You know, in this light you're kinda cute. Preschool Ron: [preschool Kim is being picked on by Preschoolers Drakken, Monkey Fist, and Killagan] Leave her alone! It's her turn! Taking turns is the basic foundation of pre-school. The jungle-law of daycare is behind us. We have structure. We have rules. Dr. Drakken: There's no such thing as mystical monkey power. Monkey Fist: You wouldn't know mystical monkey power if you held it in your tiny little hands. Duff Killagan: Aye, they are wee small digits! Kim: Okay, type in "KimPossible.com." Ron: Loading... Loading..."Kim Possible. She can do anything." Yeah, you know, it sounds a little braggy. Kim: It's like a commercial, Ron. It's supposed to be braggy. Dr. Drakken: Shego! Have you forgotten the talk we had about hurting with our words? Kim: Shego is the Supreme One? Well, you could've mentioned that. Rufus 3000: I thought it was obvious. Ron: Uh huh, sure. But just run it down for Kim's sake. Rufus 3000: Wasn't it clear that Shego was the only one smart enough to take over the world? Kim: Uh, well, I guess it always seemed more like a guy thing. Rufus 3000: [with all naked mole rats gathered] Rufus Prime, what is the meaning of life? Rufus: Cheese! Kim: [talking to Ron who is in Norway] Sounds like you're adjusting. Ron: Oh, ja. That's Norwegian, or French.