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"Xiaolin Showdown"
(2003)
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Omi:
This is most embarrassing.
Omi:
Master Fung is most wise.
Dojo:
Gong Yi Tan Pai!
Jack Spicer:
What?
Dojo:
It means: ready, set, go.
Kimiko:
Don't mess with the monk!
Jack Spicer:
Why don't we have a relationship like that?
Wuya:
I'm not your mommy. Now pick up your toys, Jacky, and let's go home.
Raimundo:
Anything?
Wuya:
Toys, money, Canada, name it and it's yours.
Jack Spicer:
You're nuts! Get off of me!
Kimiko:
Are you trying to tell me you have a brain freeze?
Kimiko:
Dojo! Are you alright?
Dojo:
Yeah, except for this big bump on my head.
Dojo:
[Kimiko reaches out] Don't touch it!
Kimiko:
[softly] Sorry.
Raimundo:
No, I know pie. Pies have apple, or cherry, or rhubarb. This is no pie!
Kimiko:
So why is Omi acting so silly?
Dojo:
The Ring of Nine Dragons divides you: your intelligence, creativity, potential, everything.
Kimiko:
So that would make him...
Clay:
Dumb as a sack of hammers.
Kimiko:
[after Omi runs by with a squirrel down his top] Presenting the mighty Xiaolin Dragon of Water.
Clay:
Not exactly his proudest moment, is it?
Clay:
Thanks for that, buddy, I really... Uh, Omi, what are you doing?
Omi:
Snow angels! Hee!
Raimundo:
What Omi did to that sentence, we're going to do to you!
Wuya:
Why do you build these stupid machines? They're worthless
Jack Spicer:
Mum said I need a hobby
Omi:
[after being sent back into the past] Now, all I have to do is return to the future!
[Stops for a moment and thinks]
Omi:
Which I have no idea how to do.
Kimiko:
[In the present and so mad at Jack that fire shoots out of her eyes] What do you mean you can't get him back?
Jack Spicer:
Oops.
Omi:
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I must admit, when I realized that Jack Spicer had sent me one thousand years into the past with no way to return, I was mildly concerned.
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[a flashback shows him running around in a circle and screaming]
Omi:
I soon realized that the only way to return to the future was to wait.
[Clay, Kimiko and Jack's jaws drop]
Kimiko:
You waited for a thousand years?
Omi:
Exactly.
Kimiko:
But you don't have wrinkles or liver spots, or...
Jack Spicer:
Or that old people smell.
[Kimiko smacks him]
Jack Spicer:
OW!
Omi:
[Reveals that he froze himself for a thousand years] But I am still very cold.
[He shivers]
Omi:
Could somebody lend me a blanket?
Kimiko:
How about a nice warm hug instead?
[She hugs him and Omi blushes]
Omi:
[Reading about the Saphire Dragon] One of the most dangerous Sang Gong Woo. Use only as a last resort. Can turn your enemies into a sapphire statue.
Raimundo:
[Reading over Omi's shoulder] As well as the guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground...
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