Jacques LaRock:
Paper towel. No toilet on Earth can withstand its awesome power.
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Dale McDonald:
There's something sinister going on in this town. Sinister and... uh... what's another word for sinister?
Dale McDonald:
It's the end of civilization as we know it! And I don't even know it all that good!
Angelica:
Would you like to have a romantic montage with me?
Constable Al:
Oh yes please!
Constable Al:
[gasps] Lieutenant Wright! You are here from headquarters!
Lieutenant Wright:
Let me hear that gasp of surprise again.
Constable Al:
[gasp]
Lieutenant Wright:
Well I suppose that will have to do. Although I'm not sure you leapt out of your chair with regulation shock.
Constable Al:
[reading a coupon] Buy seventeen cans of beans, get the eighteenth for half price. Oh dear, if only I had been receiving that before purchasing those eighteen cans of beans.
Dale McDonald:
You know what you need? A girlfriend.
Constable Al:
Really? Oh my goodness gracious. Could romance be the one missing piece of my life for which I have been searching these twenty long minutes?
Dale McDonald:
Or a toboggan!
Constable Al:
But I would not even know where to be getting one.
Dale McDonald:
At the hardware store!
Frank Shackleford:
He's talking about a girlfriend!
Dale McDonald:
So am I! I almost got a date in the aisle where the toilet parts are.
Dale McDonald:
[looking over his sled dog team of wiener dogs] How come my dogs are a dog-and-a-half long but only half a dog high?
Rover:
It was an unholy beast. Half man, half wiener dog. A were-wiener! I've seen 'em before. Seen what they can do. Even fought one once. Tore a big hole in my pant leg, near the ankle. Almost broke the skin! I couldn't wear shorts for a week!
Jacques LaRock:
Name your price, up to and including twenty dollars.
Dale McDonald:
Ten bucks!
Biggs:
We have a signed contract.
Dale McDonald:
We do?
Biggs:
[holds out a contract and a pen] Sign here.
Dale McDonald:
[signs it]
Biggs:
Yes, we do.
Dale McDonald:
Oh. Well can't we make a new contract? One that says I don't have to do what you say?
Biggs:
I'm sorry, I don't have a pen.
Dale McDonald:
But you just gave me this one.
Biggs:
Exactly. That was my only one.
Dale McDonald:
I have sensitive skin. It hurts when I get punched and kicked.
Dale McDonald:
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I don't read the newspaper. I don't like all that news. Or paper.
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Dale McDonald:
I don't know how I feel about this.
Biggs:
I do. You feel good. Now do it.
Constable Al:
I do not make the rules, sir. I merely enjoy the power rush of enforcing them.
Angus MacAuger:
I think I left something in the stove. And I best let it out before it dies.
Jacques LaRock:
I do not know how to thank you for this.
Dale McDonald:
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