Now before we continue on, is it, do I call you "sir"? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul McCartney:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
King.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
What's it like to be you? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul McCartney:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Weird, man.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Paul McCartney:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
They were throwing money at us to get off.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
['Mystery phone guest' calls and Ellen picks up] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The Rock:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hello? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hi! Madonna? Is that you?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert Downey Jr.:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I play an evil scientist in The Shaggy Dog, and I'm a lot like the character I play. Except I'm not evil. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Or a scientist. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Audience laughs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Robert Downey Jr.:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Closes eyes] This is one of those moments I just need to to stop and recollect my thoughts.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[During her stand-up routine] You know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[referring to the "Silent Hill" poster] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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She doesn't have a mouth.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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I'm really glad that high jeans are coming back in fashion, cause you know how all the jeans are low now? And cause, you know, sometimes I have to bend down 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Audience laugh] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, but it's really good higher jeans are coming back in fashion. Remember the jeans back in the 80's? That kinda high was good. But any higher and they'd be strapless jeans.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hi, where are you from? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Audience Member:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Orlando, Florida. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, we were just there. Did you come see us? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Audience Member:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ah, no. I couldn't. That's why I'm here now. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, well, that's much more convenient.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hand Puppet:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It wouldn't have worked out anyway. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why's that? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hand Puppet:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I was dating a sock. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hand Puppet:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And we never went anywhere. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well that's no good. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hand Puppet:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeh, and one day he went into the dryer and never came back.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Ricardo Chavira复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Speaking of ghosts in his house] I'll try and keep them happy. Maybe I'll bring them flowers. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Yeh, ghosts like flowers. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ricardo Chavira:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Do you know what kind? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
...forget-me-nots?复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Make me dance Tony!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Playing horses or Hippies] They eat grass. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Hippies. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
No, it's horses. Hippies don't *eat* grass 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[winks] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
You know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[Speaking about the Emmy's] You know, winning is not important. It's about how you feel about yourself. And of course, you're gonna feel a whole lot better about yourself if you win.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Who needs sleep? I laugh in the face of sleep!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hi, where are you from? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Stand-In DJ:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I was born in Sydney, Australia, but I moved here fourteen years ago. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ellen:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, well in case no-one has said it yet, welcome to our country!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
