[Somebody is about to be evicted] Ralph Garman: One of you is about to say goodbye to high society, and return to your sad existence of working for the man. Matt Kennedy Gould: [about Hutch using hot oil on Earl's gross feet during the "Battle of the Sexes" game] To add insult to injury, he pulls out the oil. Like, [slightly gags] Matt Kennedy Gould: Dude, to really... [coughs] Matt Kennedy Gould: Jesus, to really get the juices flowing, that's what you need: hot oil on jungle rot, okay. Ralph Garman: What would you do if your entire world turned out to be fake? If an army of writers, producers and actors spent over a year creating TV's most elaborate experiment around YOU? If they plotted your every move, recorded it 24 hours a day, and put it on National Television? Well, that's EXACTLY what happened to THIS guy. Meet Matt Kennedy Gould: One real guy competing for $100,000 on a reality show that HE doesn't know... is FAKE. Starring nine actors: Melissa Yvonne Lewis as Ashleigh, the Rich Bitch; David Hornsby as Hutch, the Asshole; Angela Dodson as Molly, the Virgin; Franklin Jones as Earl, the Veteran; Nikki Davis as Gina, the Schemer; Lance Krall as Kip, the Gay Guy; Brian Keith Etheridge as Brian, the Buddy; Kristen Wiig as Dr. Pat, the Quack, and me, Ralph Garman as the Smarmy Host. All performing for the one guy who thinks it's real. Matt Kennedy Gould: This place is f***in' starting to drive me crazy. Ralph Garman: This is "The Joe Schmo Show."