A burned-out, ignorant, cockney British-Jamaican b-boy; an anti-Semitic, misogynistic, nymphomaniac Kazakhstani television reporter; and a h...更多>
Ali G: There has been enough sadness since the terrible events of 7-11. Ali G: Is Disneyland a part of the UN? [in an interview with astronaut Buzz Aldrin] Ali G: You better learn these things from my man Buzz Lightyear. Ali G: Is the brain's memory any good? Dr. C. Everett Koop: The brain's memory is perfect. Ali G: Then how come I can't remember me pin number? Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well... Ali G: I think it's got like a "4" in it... Dr. C. Everett Koop: I can give you a quick answer and say you're stupid. Ali G: Well, that obviously ain't the real reason. Dr. C. Everett Koop: Well, it's the beginning of truth. [to a D.E.A. officer] Ali G: What is the different types of hasch out there? We all know that it's called the bionic, the bomb, the puff, the blow, the black, the herb, the sensie, the cronic, the sweet Mary Jane, the shit, Ganja, split, reefa, the bad, the buddha, the home grown, the ill, the maui-maui, the method, pot, lethal turbo, tie, shake, skunk, stress, whacky, weed, glaze, the boot, dimebag, Scooby Doo, bob, bogey, back yard boogie. But what is the other terms for it? Ali G: Booyakasha! Ali G: Big up yourself. Ali G: Respek. Ali G: Can we see the muff please? Borat: Is gooood yeaaah? Ali G: Is it 'cos I is black? Ali G: Is you on crack or somethin'? Borat: Even though I am big like can of Pepsi? Bruno: What do you say to the people who see that you are so powerful in your physique, with your powerful thighs and pectoral muscles and wonder what your schwanzenstook is like? Shaud Williams:
Uh... I don't know, I've never been put in that situation before.
Bruno: What's up? Being gay is the new coolest thing, which is why I came to gayest part of America ? Alabama! Borat: In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped. Borat: If I work here, can I work in a room with a light? Employer: Yeah. Everyone gets to work in a room with a light. Borat: Great success! Ali G: One time when me was high, me sold me car for like 24 chicken McNuggets. Ali G: With men and women, does you think that men should marry only one woman? Does you believe in mahogany? Borat: Your dog is a loser... you are upset? Dog Show Contestant: No, no. I don't get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Borat: You will put him in a sack in the river? Ali G: And what date does you hold the Fourth of July on? Ali G: What was it like being the head of the NYPD? Daryl Gates: Not NY, LAPD. Ali G: Well, you say tomato, I say potato. Ali G: I don't know if you know this, but dolphins ain't fish. They is like us, they is mammaries. Ali G: Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to the grassy knoll. Who actually shot J.R.? Boutros Boutros-Ghali: I am Boutros Boutros-Ghali / Put down your gun and listen to... Ali G: Bob Marley. Boutros Boutros-Ghali: ...Bob Marley! Ali G: So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side. Ali G: But what harm has violence ever done? Media analyst: Oh... death! Ali G: Yeah, but apart from that. Ali G: Sex. You has probably heard the word out there. And some of you probably know what it means. For those of you who don't, it means boning. But with boning comes responsi-lib-ity. Ali G: So does Jesus really exist, or is he just your father dressed up? Ali G: So what does ATF stand for? ATF trainer: Alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and explosives. Ali G: And what else does you sell? Borat:
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.