Louis:
Ren, I'm your brother, and I love messin' with you. But I would never do anything to hurt you.
Louis:
This morning, I thought I saw a cheeseburger doing yoga!
Ren:
We're tired, we're hungry, and we just got attacked by a killer squirrel!
Louis:
You took my food... and my shirt?
Ren:
Well, you can sleep in the rain tonight!
Louis:
We can... and we will!
Ren:
This would be such a great moment if this syrup wasn't so thick!
[Beans farts in Louis's face]
Louis:
Oh... mother of pearl, Beans! MOTHER OF PEARL! OH WOW!
Beans:
Sorry! I'm a little gassy in the morning!
Beans:
[to Steve] Wanna go skinny dippin'?
Steve:
That's my little girl up there!
Donnie:
I know, Dad, I'm her brother.
Gil:
Ren, are you upset?
Ren:
You dump me in a pancake house, and you wonder if I'm upset?
Steve:
Stop it! Would the two of you get along for five minutes, please?
Louis:
No!
Ren:
No way!
[about the slug the tribal people offered the Stevens family to eat]
Miles McDermott:
Havin' trouble gettin' it down, huh?
Louis:
[spits slug out on Beans' head] I, uh... I generally try to avoid snacks that leave a trail of slime.
Louis:
So, you say bye to Jason?
Ren:
Yeah, for now. Hey... thank you. This time you didn't ruin things so bad.
[Louis has a remote control beach ball flying around the graduation]
Louis:
Now time... for the confetti.
[Presses button]
Beans:
Confetti? I thought you said...
[Beach ball explodes]
Beans:
...Spaghetti!
Louis:
Beans, your lack of listening skills have finally paid off!
Steve:
Whoa, careful kids! You don't wanna break anything!
Ren:
[evilly] Oh yes... I do.
[Tom was singing "Blow the Man Down"]
Twitty:
Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY?
Tom Gribalski:
Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona!
Mootai:
Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
Ren:
Feasting?
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:
It's like eating, but with bigger plates.
Miles McDermott:
[as Ren is chasing Louis through the forest with a spear, on camera] Don't worry. She wouldn't hurt him.
Ren:
I'm gonna hurt you, Louis!
Ren:
[about to shove Louis over a cliff] I cannot tell you how long I have waited for this day...
Louis:
WAIT A LITTLE BIT LONGER!
Louis:
[pulls out second chair]
[to Tawny]
Louis:
Come sit next to papa.
Tom Gribalski:
I'll sit next to papa any time!
Lance LeBow:
You know, we put this prank together in a matter of just a couple of hours thanks to family friends, Alan Twitty and Tawny Dean Now, what prompted you two to call Gotcha with this great prank?
Twitty:
Uhh,... guilt and shame.
Tawny Dean:
Okay, I would like to say that embarrassing innocent people on TV for fun and profit is one of the lowest, disgusting...
[Tawny and cameraman fight over the camera]
Tawny Dean:
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