Louis: Ren, I'm your brother, and I love messin' with you. But I would never do anything to hurt you. Louis: This morning, I thought I saw a cheeseburger doing yoga! Ren: We're tired, we're hungry, and we just got attacked by a killer squirrel! Louis: You took my food... and my shirt? Ren: Well, you can sleep in the rain tonight! Louis: We can... and we will! Ren: This would be such a great moment if this syrup wasn't so thick! [Beans farts in Louis's face] Louis: Oh... mother of pearl, Beans! MOTHER OF PEARL! OH WOW! Beans: Sorry! I'm a little gassy in the morning! Beans: [to Steve] Wanna go skinny dippin'? Steve: That's my little girl up there! Donnie: I know, Dad, I'm her brother. Gil: Ren, are you upset? Ren: You dump me in a pancake house, and you wonder if I'm upset? Steve: Stop it! Would the two of you get along for five minutes, please? Louis: No! Ren: No way! [about the slug the tribal people offered the Stevens family to eat] Miles McDermott: Havin' trouble gettin' it down, huh? Louis: [spits slug out on Beans' head] I, uh... I generally try to avoid snacks that leave a trail of slime. Louis: So, you say bye to Jason? Ren: Yeah, for now. Hey... thank you. This time you didn't ruin things so bad. [Louis has a remote control beach ball flying around the graduation] Louis: Now time... for the confetti. [Presses button] Beans: Confetti? I thought you said... [Beach ball explodes] Beans: ...Spaghetti! Louis: Beans, your lack of listening skills have finally paid off! Steve: Whoa, careful kids! You don't wanna break anything! Ren: [evilly] Oh yes... I do. [Tom was singing "Blow the Man Down"] Twitty: Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY? Tom Gribalski: Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona! Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak. Ren: Feasting?
: It's like eating, but with bigger plates. Miles McDermott: [as Ren is chasing Louis through the forest with a spear, on camera] Don't worry. She wouldn't hurt him. Ren: I'm gonna hurt you, Louis! Ren: [about to shove Louis over a cliff] I cannot tell you how long I have waited for this day... Louis: WAIT A LITTLE BIT LONGER! Louis: [pulls out second chair] [to Tawny] Louis: Come sit next to papa. Tom Gribalski: I'll sit next to papa any time! Lance LeBow: You know, we put this prank together in a matter of just a couple of hours thanks to family friends, Alan Twitty and Tawny Dean Now, what prompted you two to call Gotcha with this great prank? Twitty: Uhh,... guilt and shame. Tawny Dean: Okay, I would like to say that embarrassing innocent people on TV for fun and profit is one of the lowest, disgusting... [Tawny and cameraman fight over the camera] Tawny Dean: Gimme that!