每一个人的成长经历往往是艰苦的，特别是当您面对死亡之时。 对于女主角George Lass，生活是乏味的，每日只是做着一些沉闷的工作，在家亦只能够感到少少的温暖，莫非这个便是命运？但世事往往会令人惊喜，George 在她新上任的工作中遇到意外而身亡，随后更...更多>
[George has just attended her own autopsy] George: So, what's next? Onward and upward? Rube: "Onward", not "upward". No pearly gates for you. No choirs of angels, either. George: You dick! You're sendin' me to hell? George: That's very Zen of you, you must smoke pot. Data Entry Guy: Files don't just disappear. George: They do if you drop them down an elevator shaft. George: We lead our lives, and when they end, sometimes we leave a little of ourselves behind. Sometimes we leave money, a painting, sometimes we leave a kind word. And sometimes, we leave an empty space. [Mason shows George how the undead look to the living] George: Who decides what we look like? Mason: I don't know. Maybe this is what our inner child looks like when it grows up. George: If that were the case, it looks like my inner child's road to adulthood was paved with crack cocaine, ten-dollar blowjobs, and maybe even a trick baby or two. Betty: Oh, and always be nice to that lady at the DMV. Roxy: I told that bitch that her weave looked like carpet, and now my social insurance number pulls up *two* bankruptcies! Joy: I hate to say "I told you so." George: You love to say "I told you so." George: I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law. So you see my dilemma. George: This is where I felt it the first time. The universe was cocking the fuck-with-me gun. Rube:
You like spaghetti, George? I like spaghetti. I like board games. I like grabbing a trifecta with that longshot on top. That ozone smell you get from air purifiers. And I like knowing the space between my ears is immeasurable. Mahler's first, Bernstein conducting. You've got to think about all the things you like and decide whether they're worth sticking around for. And if they are, you'll find a way to do this.
George: And what if I don't? Rube: Then you go away, and you don't get to like anything anymore. [George is in a good mood one morning and Roxie doesn't like it] Roxy: How about a hot cup of shut the fuck up? [Rube lights his pipe in the Happy Time office] George: You can't smoke in here. Rube: Ah, fuck that bullshit, they can blow me. [after Rube asks Daisy to take two post its] Daisy Adair: NO! And no means no! Powerful isn't it? I learned it at a PSA about date rape! [George, talking about Roxy] George: That's Roxy. She could kick your ass. [talking to two girls] Mason: Do any of you girls work for UPS? 'Cause I couldn't help but notice you were checking out my package. George: Well, I want my life back! Betty: It's not like you were doing anything with it. Roxy: I'm going to put this politely as possible. I will fuck you up! Mason: But am I pretty? Rube: Oh, you're darling. You make my heart flutter. George: Life sucks, and then you die. And then it still sucks. Roxy: Nice Cross. How'd you get the blood off? Daisy Adair: Oh easy, soap and water. Brennan: [phone is ringing] Should I answer it? George: Let's give that a whirl. Deirdre Daly: [handing George a flower] For my first customer of the day. George: [taking her soul] Mine too. George: Who do I have to kill to get some attention around here! Mason: [about Crystal] We've got a problem. George: I don't think it's a problem. Rube: Gravelings? Mason: Weirder. Roxy: [to Mason who is curled up on a bench at the diner and looking out the window] What's wrong with you? [Mason blinks in her direction, eyes bloodshot] Roxy: Are you stoned? Mason: [looking very pale and sickly] I've got illegals in my bottom... [referring to the bag of cocaine that broke in his rectum at the airport] Roxy: [looking at mason shaking her head] Why do you do this to yourself?