[talking about how there is too much rubbish on the TV] That pillock from Sainsbury's was on again, he's never off him, cooking another pan full of shite that only his mates will eat. And then I flicked over to the other side and there were a bunch of nobodies sitting in a house and we're expected to watch them eat, sleep and shit and then as soon as they say anything interesting they put a load of bird noises on. I tell ya, I don't know what the world's coming to.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Hello, Joan, Eddie. Bloody hell you two look smart, what's the occasion? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tanya:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's their wedding anniversary, Ken. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is it? Well, congratulations. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Joan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
19 years today. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eddie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
The great trainrobbers didn't get that eh, Ken eh? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[laughs] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Has Oscar Wilde come in? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eddie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ey, are you having that, Tommy? 19 years we've being together, the great trainrobbers didn't get that, eh? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tommy:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
I've heard it before Eddie, millions of times. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eddie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Righto, then. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
So, what's your secret then, Eddie? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eddie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Always be honest to each other, that's the first thing. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, aye. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eddie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
And tell her you love her at least once a day. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, well, make your mind up Eddie, it's one or the other. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eddie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ohm no, well, that's the secret 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tanya:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Oh, I think it's lovely. So are you going anywhere nice? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Joan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Just in here. We might stop for some chips on the way home. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Joe:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Bloody hell, Posh and Becks, eat your hearts out 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Joan:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[laughs] What is he like? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tanya:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Is that all your doing on your wedding anniversary then, Eddie, coming in here and then going for a bag of chips? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Eddie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Well, there's nothing wrong with that. 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tanya:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
It's hardly romantic, though, is it? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Show her how much you love her Eddie, throw in a fish.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Nige:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[after Ken turns down a spliff] You know, if you were any squarer Ken, you'd be an Oxo cube.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[talking about Joan and Eddie] If they were any thicker, they'd set.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[talking about the two coppers Phil and Nige] You know why they're not coming, don't ya? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Everyone:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Why? 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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[holding up a sausage] 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
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Cos they won't eat their own!复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Tommy:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
[Debbie's phone rings] Bloody mobile phones, they're not welcome here! 复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Debbie:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Neither are you, it hasn't stopped ya.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Ken:复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
Come on, everybody, party's over, lets be having ya. And you, Tommy, come on you better hurry up your mates'll lock the gates back at the cemetery.复制复制成功复制失败，请手动复制
