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Ultrachrist!

Ultrachrist! (2003) 4.5

2003-04-24(美国)| 喜剧| 美国
上映时间:2003-04-24(美国) 类型: 喜剧
国家/地区:美国 
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Jesus returns to Earth in present-day NYC, sent by his Father to usher in 2000 years of Godly peace. Unfortunately, modern young people resp...更多>

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The crucifix is the symbol of Christianity? I HATED the crucifix! OUCH!

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Jane: Wow, that's alotta stigmata! Archangel Ira: Jada, I've never met anyone like you. Jada Jennsen: You've never been to the Hamptons? Jada Jennsen: You're getting really high 'zzzzzzz' on our Buzz-ometer. What are some of your hobbies? Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Contrition. And, you know, working with wood? Jesus/Ultrachrist!: I understand that your faith is shaken, but just because Father Barry grabbed your tushy in Sunday school is no reason to spurn all religion. Molly: I never told anyone about that! You really are Jesus! Or a friend of Father Barry. [Archangel Ira is bragging to God the Father] Archangel Ira: I don't have to tell you, but I was something of a minor prophet in my day. Which, glory be to you! We used to say it takes the divine hand of God to make even a minor prophet. And this was before the Nasdaq! Jesus/Ultrachrist!: I feel out of touch with the people of today. There are so many new words to learn, like "extranet" and "foofaraw". Adolph Hitler: Ach! Ist der Ultrachriswitz! Jesus/Ultrachrist!: Adolf Hitler! The guy who put "Eich!" in The Third Re... eich!

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