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Gran aventura de Mortadelo y Filemón, La
(2004)
- 片 名Gran aventura d...
- 上映时间2004年04月02日(希腊)
- 导 演
哈维尔·费舍尔
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Mortadelo:
Don't thank me, Chief. Just give me a Christmas bonus.
Filemón Pí:
Didn't I send you a turkey last year?
Mortadelo:
Sure. 1/4 pound of sliced spam.
Mortadelo:
What a drag, isn't it?
Filemón Pí:
It's the Super, Mortadelo. He probably wants to tell us something.
Mortadelo:
What could he want so early, Chief?
Amena (voice):
This is AT & T free information service. Go to T.I.A.G.H.Q. if you want to keep your nuts intact.
Filemón Pí:
But he wanted us at 6 A.M., i.e. After Midday, and it's only 11 in the morning! For God's sake!
Ofelia:
What are you doing?
Filemón Pí:
Deciding who's taking you out to dinner, Ofelia.
Ofelia:
Don't cry, Mr. Filemón. You can take me out some other time.
Mortadelo:
No, that's why he's crying. The loser takes the cow out to pasture.
Filemón Pí:
I'm available, darling.
La Amiga de Mentxu la madre de Filemón:
With that mug, I'm not surprised.
Calimero, el Tirano:
The Red Phone. See what I mean? Hello?
Nadiusko, espía ruso:
Calimero?
Calimero, el Tirano:
Excuse me?
Nadiusko, espía ruso:
I want to speak with Calimero.
Calimero, el Tirano:
A homosexual communist. And he knows my first name!
Mortadelo:
Forget it, Chief. It's not the end of the world.
Filemón Pí:
Dead weight, Mortadelo. The Super called me dead weight!
Mortadelo:
Look on the bright side. If he said you're dead weight, he probably meant that you're a heavyweight... a burden... a dead weight...
Calimero, el Tirano:
[on the red phone] Who is it?
Nadiusko, espía ruso:
Ah, Mr. Excellency. Good morning, Generalissimo. It's Nadiusko. At your and the fatherland's service. I don't know if you remember...
Fredy Mazas:
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nadiusko, espía ruso:
Anyway... What a beautiful country. And the people are so charming. And 2 phones... a red one and a black one... What's the black one for?
Calimero, el Tirano:
For ordering people's heads cut off when they lie to me on the red one.
Nadiusko, espía ruso:
Really?
Ofelia:
Mortadelo, how will you introduce me? As your fiancée, your lover, your confident...?
Mortadelo:
His Excellency's son and... maid.
Fredy Mazas:
Hi, six-toes! Don't you like the milk of our country?
Mortadelo:
What do you mean?
Fredy Mazas:
As you brought your own cow...
Mortadelo:
[laughing] VERY WITTY, DUDE, VERY WITTY!
El Profesor Bacterio:
[from the bathroom] Ofelia, bring me some blank papers! There's a fax coming in!
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