◆简介◆： BBC又一部恶搞的喜剧剧集,这次恶搞的对象连英国首相都包括进来了(跟手下的男秘书关系暧昧不清),而且,英国叫"大不列颠"(The Great Britain),所以BBC偏偏故意把这部讽刺英国社会的喜剧叫做"小不列颠". 全剧主演只...更多>
Old Ma Evans' lodger: Well, I seem to have passed your gay test, so I must be gay. Daffyd: No, you are not a gay. I am the gay. You're probably just a little bit poofy! Myfanwy: Daffyd Thomas, you bloody fool! You could have had a bit of cock there. [the Fat Fighters are discussing foods] Marjorie Dawes: Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like. Lou: [looking up into the tree where Andy is sitting] Andy, how did you get up there? Andy: I fell. Anne: Eh-eh-ehhhhhh! Daffyd: I am the only gay in the village Robot career counsellor: What did you have in mind? Boy: I've always wanted to do catering... Robot career counsellor: There will no jobs for humans in catering in the future. Only robots! Boy: Does that include catering in hotels? Robot career counsellor: [thinking] Err... Yes! Boy: Well the other thing I thought was engineering... Robot career counsellor: There will be no jobs for humans in the future. Only robots! [it prints out a brochure] Robot career counsellor: This will explain it all! Now leave! Boy: Thank you, sir. Robot career counsellor: I am a robot! Marjorie Dawes: [after being told she's too fat to run fat-fighters] Well you can take your fat fighters and shove them up your fat arse! That's right, screeeeeeeeeew you! Vicky Pollard: Anyway don't listen to her coz everyone knows her fanny goes sideways. Teacher:
[Vicky has walked out of the class and left the pram with her baby in behind]
Vicky aren't you going to take your baby? Vicky Pollard: No don't worry I've got loads at home. Vicky Pollard: What did you do that for, you total virgin! Vicky Pollard: Stop giving me evils! Meera: Instead of sugar use artificial sweetener in your tea. Marjorie Dawes: Something about sugar. Marjorie Dawes: What advice can we give to Babara, to turn her tragic life around? Paul? Fat Fighter: [sighs] Cut out biscuits? Marjorie Dawes: Cut out biscuits! erm... Mary? Meera: Instead of sugar, use artificial sweetener in tea. Marjorie Dawes: Something about sugar, but I think the best advice any of us can give you, is to look at the person on the inside, because you're obviously a very unhappy person... Barbara: No, I'm not! Marjorie Dawes: Well, you deserve to be! I know Mum doesn't speak to you, but that's not for here... but as far as she's concerned, if you were knocked down by a bus tomorrow the world would be a better place! Scottish Guy: I'm hard yet soft, I'm solid yet liquid, I'm jelly. What am I? Andy: Yea, I know. Narrator: Those are buses, but anyway. Narrator: Britain, Britain, Britain!... We've had running water for over ten years and we invented the cat! Narrator: Britain, Britain, Britain. We've had running water for over ten years, we have a tunnel connecting us to Peru, and we invented the cat. Narrator: With nothing to watch but repeats on the telly of Doctor Who, Medics, and that episode of Blackadder II I was on, Lou and Andy go to rent a video. Emily Howard: But I am a lady, I do not have testiclÈs! Mrs. Williams: Do these butt-plugs come with batteries? Mrs. Williams: [about Daffyd] I've said it before Vicar, and I'll say it again - what that boy needs is a nice big cock up his arse! Narrator: This is the home of romance novelist, Dame Sally. I've always wanted to write a book, but unfortunately I don't have a pen. Vicky Pollard: She's got her own council flat and three kids and she's only nine. Mike: Hey, you open for afternoon tea? Scottish Guy: Maybe I am and maybe I'm not [plays tune on flute] Mike: Oh, OK. [starts to walk out] Scottish Guy:
No, no, I am, I am, please, sit down.