Virus: Hey, I got one for ya. If you had to blow some guy, who would it be? Jimmy: Excuse me? Virus: Say you have to blow some guy, who would you pick? Jimmy:
I don't have to blow some guy.
Virus: Yeah I know you don't have to, but if you did, who would it be? Jimmy: I try not to entertain that thought, and I don't think it's healthy when you do it. Virus: C'mon, entertain it for a second; they got a gun to your head. Jimmy: Well, if they got a gun to my head, odds are I'll be blowin' one of them. Virus: You're missing my point. Jimmy: Your point? I didn't realize there was a point. Virus: Forget about it. All right? Jimmy: Nah- All right. Who are they - friends of yours? Virus: No. Jimmy: This doesn't make any sense. Virus: I don't know. Look, they're just guys, all right? They're like bored frat guys, they're out on a drinking binge looking for something to do, and somebody gave 'em a gun. Jimmy: I give up. Who do I want to blow? Virus: I dunno. Jimmy: See? Neither do I. [first lines] Sarah: I need ta... grab 'em in the first minute. Jimmy: I still don't see how renting is funny. Virus: Well it's not funny. It's cheating. Jimmy: But funny and cheating are synonyms Virus: Whatever. Jimmy: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win. Virus: [speaking rapidly, pointing gun into mirror] You laughin' at me, huh? Huh? You laughin' at m- What am I, a clown? Do I amuse you? I'm what, I'm funny now? Huh? You must be laughin' at me; I don't see anybody else around here! Patty: You're mixing your movies, dipshit. Virus: What? Patty: You're mixing your movies. Virus: No I'm not. Virus: [back to mirror] How the *fuck* do I amuse you, huh? Patty: That's Joe Pesci. Virus: No, Pesci wasn't in Taxi Driver. Patty: That's what i'm saying. You're mixing your movies. Virus: No I'm not. Patty: [disgusted] Whatever. Virus: "Whatever." Good response; I guess you win. Gun Expert: Y'know guns are what made this country great. Don't you agree? Sarah: [noncomittal shrug] Gun Expert: C'mon. Feel one. Sarah: Well... I'd rather not; I don't believe in guns. Gun Expert: Well ya know, you don't know what it's like until you... you touch the love shaft of Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson. Sarah: Actually, being a girl, it's all right for me not to be into guns.