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  • Madame Leota: Dark spirits from the grave come forth. Lift us from the black. And show us, show us the way back. Jim: Dark spirits? Hey, no dark spirits! Don't you make no dark spirits come out! Jim: Hey honey, you know they have dead people in the backyard. [about to go over a steep hill] Jim: Hold on! Madame Leota: With what? [Jim, Megan and Michael, are in the carriage riding past all the ghosts in the graveyard] Michael: Dad? Jim: Yeah, son? Michael: I see dead people. Megan: Mom, Leota won't shut up. Jim: I gotta help my wife. She'll be... Singing Busts: [singing] Comin' round the mountain when she comes... Michael: I don't wanna whack it, dad! Ramsley: Damn you. Damn you all to Hell! [Emma is carrying a lot of cases for the trip to heaven] Ezra: [indicating the cases] What's all this? Emma: Well, I don't know what we'll need. Ezra: What are you talking about? We're going to heaven. You can't take it with you. Emma: The hell I can't. [starts giggling] Jim: Wait a minute. You're telling me this guy is dead, and the only reason we were brought here is he wants to get jiggy with my wife. Ezra: Pretty much. Are you upset? Jim: The guy is dead, and he's trying to get with my wife. And the house isn't really for sale. Yes, I'm upset. Jim: The butler did it? You got to be kidding me. [Gracey and Sara enter the ballroom] Master Gracey: 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • This house has waited so long to have its shrouds of darkness lifted. And tonight,for the first time in... oh,so many years,I believe it may be possible that the story would finally end differently. Sara,do you believe that love is above second chances? About forgivenes? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Sara Evers: Yes,I do. Master Gracey: [confused] Don't you remember? Sara Evers: Remember? Mr.Gracey,are you all right? Master Gracey: Don't you recognize me at all? Sara Evers: [confused] Mr.Gracey... Master Gracey: I thought certainly,bringing you back to Gracey Manor would help you remember! Sara Evers: Remember what,Mr.Gracey? You're scaring me! [During the following line, ghostly mascarade dancers appear in the room and dance] Master Gracey: [grabbing Sara's wrists] Where it happened! Where we spent our last moments together! Where we danced together for the last time before you... BEFORE YOU KILLED YOURSELF! But now you've returned to me and at long last,we can be together! Why do you not remember? You are my world, my life! And I have loved you in death as I did in life! Sara Evers: [breaking free of Gracey's grip] Let me go! [Runs out of the ballroom] Master Gracey: WHY DO YOU NOT REMEMBER? [while running,Sara encounters Gracey near the stairs and runs up them] Master Gracey: You are her! You are Elizabeth! You must be! [Sara encounters Gracey at the top of the stairs and runs to the left] Master Gracey: Can you not sense it? Search your heart! I am your one true love! And now we can finally be together, don't you understand? Master Gracey: [Sara runs down the hall with Gracey's voice behind her] Elizabeth,you must listen to me! Sara Evers: I'm not Elizabeth! Master Gracey: [materializing after Sara passes. On the verge of tears] Please! I implore you! Sara Evers: Leave me alone! Get away from me! [Slams bedroom door] [Sara has denied her identity as Elizabeth] Master Gracey: [On the verge of tears] She doesn't remember! It can't be her! Ramsley: It is her,sir. The gypsy woman prophesized her return and now the time has come. You'd had best get ready. Master Gracey: But she doesn't remember! Ramsley: In time she will,sir. I assure you, she will. [Emma and Ezra has discovered the children in the attic] Emma: Are you kids hungry? Does anybody want a cookie? Ezra: Cookies? Don't offer them cookies. They're trespassers. Trespassers don't get cookies. This is none of their concern. Emma: [angrily, to Ezra] It is their concern. They're involved. [during the wedding service, Ramsley askes if anybody has any objections] Jim: [barging into the room] Yeah, I got a few objections. [Jim has braved zombies to get a key that Leota said would solve everything] 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • : I got the key. Now what? Madame Leota: Now you find the trunk. Jim: Trunk? What trunk? You didn't say anything about a trunk. "The key is all. The key is everything", remember? Madame Leota: Look, I don't make the rules, okay? I just work here. Master Gracey: I'm warning you, sir. [pulls out his sword] Master Gracey: Step away. Jim: Man, don't think just because you pull out your sword I'm going to let you marry my wife. Master Gracey: My patience is wearing thin. Master Gracey: I loved her. Was love my mistake? Ramsley: Yes. [repeated line] Sara Evers: I am not Elizabeth. Madame Leota: Evil and darkness have fallen this night. But now, to survive, you must gain new sight. Jim: I must first gain new underwear. [to Master Gracey,who is about to strike Jim with his sword] Jim: Hey. You wanna kill me, kill me. But listen, when I come on the other side, I'm gonna just be whipping your ass for all eternity. [pulls out Elizabeth's real letter] Jim: So maybe you should read this before you stab somebody. Leota: Find the thing that must be read, lest your heart be filled with dread... Jim: Bob Vila would have a field day with this place. Jim: Where's that scary albino when you need him? Master Gracey: You have very beautiful children, Ms. Evers. Jim: I kicked in some chromosomes too. Ramsley: Tears of joy. Hitchhiking Ghost: I could swear he was looking right at me. Hitchhiking Ghost: He's psychic. Ezra: Well, there's always my way. Ramsley: There are worse things than purgatory, madame. I can assure you. Madame Leota: Whom do you seek? Jim: I am seeking a way outta here. Emma: [grabbing the reins from Ezra] Move over. Ezra: What are you doing? Emma: If you keep driving, you'll kill us all. Ezra: Well that's where you're wrong, because some of us are already dead. Master Gracey: Do you believe in ghosts? 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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  • Jim: Hey, this is my Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. What are you doing with it? Michael: I don't know. Jim: [sarcastically] Oh, yeah, sure. [Michael runs out of his bedroom screaming] Michael: There's a spider in my room! Jim: There's a what? Michael: There's a spider in my room! He's on the window! Jim: Well, why don't you kill it, man? [pause] Michael: That's a big spider! [Jim sees the Hitchhiking Ghosts peering into the carriage] Jim: Hey! Hey, what are you doing? Hitchhiking Ghost: Can he see us? Hitchhiking Ghost: No, of course not! Jim: Yes, I can see you. I'm looking at you right now in your stupid hat! Hitchhiking Ghost: Don't listen to him! He's lying! [Master Gracey and Sara are in the attic. Gracey shows Sara Elizabeth's wedding dress] Master Gracey: This was to have been her wedding dress. Sara Evers: Oh, it's lovely! Master Gracey: It would have been lovelier still if she'd ever had the chance to wear it. Now it serves only as a dark reminder of what could have been. Sara Evers: To love someone so much and then to lose them so suddenly. I can't imagine how awful that must be. Master Gracey: If you truly love someone, they never leave. They remain in your heart forever! Megan: [whacks spider] There. Ya happy? Megan: [about the inside of Gracey Manor] Smells like Grandma's house. Michael: Worse,it smells like Grandma. Megan: They're ghosts, Dad. Jim: They're not ghosts. We're just having hallucinations from that dinner that we ate. It was that chicken, it didn't taste right. [Jim, ignoring the ghosts, just wants to get out of the house] Megan: But Dad, we have to help them! Jim: You can't help the dead, honey. They're beyond help. That's the nature of being dead. [Last lines] [on the way to the lake] Jim: How long before we get there, honey? Sara Evers: 20 minutes, tops. Jim: Nothing takes 20 minutes. 复制 复制成功 复制失败,请手动复制
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