[finding out he was on a gay cruise]
Nick Ragoni:
I wonder how many people made the same mistake as I did
[looks around]
Nick Ragoni:
NO ONE! SHIT!
[about his controlling fiancée]
Jerry Robinson:
Now the only thing I have to decide for the rest of my life is if I want to be buried or cremated. Nope, I'm being buried next to Felicia... she told me this morning.
Felicia:
Be careful with those briefcases, they're worth more than what you make in a year!
Brian:
Hey fuck you pal!
Nick Ragoni:
Fuck you back!
Brian:
Fuck your mother!
Nick Ragoni:
Oh yeah no one would wanna fuck my mother cause she's too damn ugly!
[Turns to Jerry]
Nick Ragoni:
I just lost it there didn't I.
Jerry Robinson:
[while nodding] Ya.
Jerry Robinson:
How could you think I'm GAY?
Game Show Host:
And how about you, Bachelor #3? What's the most unusual place that *you* ever made love?
Bachelor #3:
Inside a woman.
Lloyd Faversham:
My name is Faversham. Lloyd Faversham.
Lloyd Faversham:
Would you like a bite of my sausage?
[bites sausage]
Lloyd Faversham:
In England, we call them "bangers".
Nick Ragoni:
[after seeing the Swedish Bikini Team on board] I must be dreaming. Somebody pinch me.
Man on Deck:
Sure, my pleasure.
[pinchs Nick on the butt]
Nick Ragoni:
Ow! I didn't say on my ass!
Man on Deck:
You didn't *not* say it!
Nick Ragoni:
I didn't think I had to specify! Jesus!
Lloyd Faversham:
I'm what you colonials might call a badassed motherfucker.
Nick Ragoni:
How gay can a breakfast buffet be?
[after Nick insults him]
Lloyd Faversham:
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How do you know I love to be humiliated.
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Lloyd Faversham:
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