[to a kid on a bus]
Hey, mind your own business pork chops.
My job sucks. It's got no benefits and no future.
[Sara Moore's jeans' pant leg gets caught in a roller]
[Joe Tyler helps her by unbuttoning her jeans and then tearing that pant leg off]
Jesus Christ! I said, "Help me," not, "Undress me."
Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over that big machine that was going to rip you into pieces.
Hey I'm not sure if you guys have met, Guy who got run over, Guy who ran over!
There were three geniuses in this world: Leonardo da Vinci, Sylvester Stallone in the first Rocky, and you!