拜金妙搭档 (2002)

[to a kid on a bus]

Joe Tyler:

Hey, mind your own business pork chops.

Joe Tyler:

My job sucks. It's got no benefits and no future.

[Sara Moore's jeans' pant leg gets caught in a roller]

Sara Moore:

Help me!

[Joe Tyler helps her by unbuttoning her jeans and then tearing that pant leg off]

Sara Moore:

Jesus Christ! I said, "Help me," not, "Undress me."

Joe Tyler:

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't hear you over that big machine that was going to rip you into pieces.

Joe Tyler:

Hey I'm not sure if you guys have met, Guy who got run over, Guy who ran over!

Ray Harris:

There were three geniuses in this world: Leonardo da Vinci, Sylvester Stallone in the first Rocky, and you!