Tracey Reynolds:
Calvin, I think you should stick to basketball. You know why? You can't rap!
Ox:
What's room service?
Calvin Cambridge:
Well, you're in a hotel room, and you pick up the phone. You dial 6. You tell them what foods you want, and they send it up
[beat]
Calvin Cambridge:
for free!
Calvin Cambridge:
Did I come here to play, or did I come just for a show?
Coach Wagner:
You were only here tonight to increase attendance, not to play.
[Bittleman is playing electronic chess in his van]
Frank Bernard:
Mr. Bittleman?
[Bittleman jumps, sending his chess game flying]
Frank Bernard:
Playing checkers, I see.
Stan Bittleman:
[disappointed] I was about to win.
Dirk Nowitzki:
Can you sign this? It's for my niece.
Calvin Cambridge:
Sure. What's her name?
Dirk Nowitzki:
Uhhh... Dirk.
Coach Wagner:
How could we lose to the BULLS?