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- 片 名布公仔圣诞奇遇
- 上映时间2002年11月29日
- 导 演
柯克·R塔切尔
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剧 情
The owner of a bank (Miss Bitterman) wants to own the Muppet Theatre so she can build a nightclub over it. After she tricks Pepe into giving...
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David Arquette
演员
饰Daniel
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Joan Cusack
演员
饰Rachel Bitter...
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Matthew Lillard
演员
饰Luc Fromage
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Whoopi Goldberg
演员
饰Daniel's 'Bos...
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Molly Shannon
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饰Herself
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:
Muppet movies are always the best.
Kermit:
You mean that?
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:
FOR ME TO POOP ON!
[In a parody of 'Moulin Rouge.']
Robin:
I'm the Green Fairy.
Kermit:
But what are you doing in my drink?
Fozzie:
The backstroke.
Kermit:
How do you know THAT? Oh, wait a second, you don't run one of those Muppet Internet fan sites, do ya?
Rachel Bitterman:
You are very fit for a plus sized pig.
Miss Piggy:
And you will not look good with a plus sized lip.
Sam the Eagle:
It seems the words on my mug are right: "It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with Turkeys."
Kermit:
[whispers] Psst, come close.
[Daniel leans foreward and Kermit shouts]
Kermit:
I wish I had never been born!
Kermit:
We're going to get you that money.
Rachel Bitterman:
Yeah, when pigs fly.
[Miss Piggy suddeny comes flying by, dangling from the "five golden rings"]
Rachel Bitterman:
For the record, I consider that flying pig to be a coincidence and not a sign from God!
Kermit:
[watching Rizzo the Rat on "Fear Factor"] How can NBC live with themselves?
Pepe the Prawn:
I got good news! I got the fire permit, the health permit, the permit to open a topless nightclub, all the contracts...
The Great Gonzo:
Wait a minute. The permit to open a topless nightclub?
Pepe the Prawn:
Better safe than sorry, okay?
The Great Gonzo:
Good point.
Pepe the Prawn:
I've got some good news for everyone, unless you are an evil banker lady, then it sucks, okay.
Janice:
[Kermit has just asked for a miracle, and heavenly music plays] Oh... sorry. Like, I was totally just tuning up my harp.
The Great Gonzo:
[Gonzo into a walkie talkie] Gonzo to Scooter, Gonzo to Scooter. Bring home the bacon. Over.
Scooter:
10- Bacon down. Bacon down.
Rizzo the rat:
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[Pulls on string trying to lift down Miss Piggy]
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Roger. Bacon down. Bacon down.
Miss Piggy:
Will you hurry up? Don't make me miss my que!
Scooter:
The ham is jammed. Repeat the ham is jammed.
Statler:
[Up in the balcony, Statler and Waldorf make fun of Pepe's bad jokes] Hey, the shrimp's floundering!
[Statler and Waldorf both laugh]
Pepe the Prawn:
You shut-up okay?
Statler:
He told us to clam up!
Waldorf:
What's he want to do? Mussle us?
[Both laugh again]
Pepe the Prawn:
Don't get me steamed okay!
Statler:
Steamed shrimp!
Waldorf:
Oh, pass the cocktail sauce!
[Both laugh]
Pepe the Prawn:
That's it. I'm coming up there!
[Leaves the stage to go to the balcony]
Statler:
Whoooaaa... I'm shaking!
Waldorf:
You're always shaking.
[He laughs and Statler grumbles]
Joe Snow:
If I lived to be 102, I would never forget the time the Muppets almost missed Christmas, it was a...
Muppet Director:
Hey, hold it! Cut! What are you doing here?
Joe Snow:
Why, I'm Joe Snow, your admirable, good natured narrator.
Muppet Director:
Snowman narrator? There ain't nothin' in here that says anything about a snowman narrator. Get out of here, you Burl Ives wannabe.
Rizzo the rat:
I traded in my entire collection of rare cheese to get you this petri dish.
The Great Gonzo:
Oh. Well, I sold all my science equipment to get you this neat looking cheese slicer.
Rizzo the rat:
Did you keep the receipt?
The Great Gonzo:
Hmmm. Let's see. Shiny nose, laughing and calling names... I got it! Meet the new star of our show: Frosty the Snow-Rat!
Kermit:
Gee Gonzo, I thought you would have gone with Rizzo the Red-Nosed Rat-Deer.
The Great Gonzo:
Well, sure, if you want to go for the obvious.
Beaker:
Mee mee moo moo mee mee mind.
Dr. Honeydew:
Yes, I think you have a beautiful mind too.
Daniel's 'Boss':
Why do you care about Kermit's credit problems?
Daniel:
Just keep watching. I promise you you'll want to help Kermit.
Daniel's 'Boss':
Okay, I'll keep watching. You're just lucky Spongebob isn't on right now.
Daniel:
I love Spongebob.
Daniel's 'Boss':
Do I care?
Kermit:
Uh, merry Christmas. I can see you really like cats.
Miss Piggy:
Doesn't everyone?
Kermit:
Piggy, you're not Jamaican.
Miss Piggy:
No, I ain't psychic either.
Kermit:
[reading a sign in the park] "Thank you, Kermit, for all you have done for the children, the dreamers and you."
[sarcastically]
Kermit:
Dreams. Mrs. Bitterman's right.
Fozzie:
Where's Ms. Bitterman's office? I gotta get this money up to her!
Security Guard:
Let me think. If I was a bear, I'd store my honey in a tree somewhere...
Fozzie:
No, not honey! Money! I gotta see Ms. Bitterman so I can give her her MO-NEY!
Security Guard:
Oh, Ms. Bitterman's laundry. She's on the 17th floor. I'll call her to tell her you're coming.
Fozzie:
Thank you!
[Cut to Ms. Bitterman's office. She answers the phone]
Rachel Bitterman:
Hello?
[pause]
Rachel Bitterman:
No! That can't be! Stop him!
[pause]
Rachel Bitterman:
No, not stockings! STOP HIM! Oh, never mind.
Kermit:
The park! It's back! I'm back! And I've got spit in my eye, but I don't care, because I'm back, thanks to you, Daniel!
Daniel:
[to the "Boss"] H-hey! What did you do to my clothes? I look like some sort of ice cream man from "Hello, Dolly!"
Kermit:
W-who are you? You look like some sort of ice cream man from 'Hello, Dolly!'
Miss Piggy:
[after being interrupted in her big musical number] Will you all stop singing different songs all at once? I don't even know which song I'm supposed to sing!
Scooter:
[runs on stage] Excuse me, pardon me, sorry. Santa Baby, from "dooby dooby doo."
Miss Piggy:
Thank you! A dooby doo...
Daniel:
I know. We'll alert the press. We'll start a media frenzy...
Kermit:
It's no use. Bitterman owns the papers, she owns the television stations, and three-quarters of the internet.
Daniel:
How can one person own so much?
Kermit:
Corporate synergy. It's out of control.
[Kermit crosses his legs, exposing an NBC logo under his flipper]
Kermit:
He's acting a little strange, but I'm glad Fozzie's doing fine.
Daniel:
Yes, if you call being a pickpocket doing fine.
Kermit:
He took my wallet? Unbelievable!
Daniel:
And you don't have pockets. Even more unbelievable.
Daniel:
You take coffee from a tree?
Daniel's 'Boss':
Shrub. When you write the rules of the universe you know where all the loopholes are.
Rachel Bitterman:
"Working for a dream." That's beautiful. You know, my employees work for salaries.
Daniel:
[to Kermit, who sees Rizzo on Fear Factor] In a world where you never existed, everything's been altered. Without you, 90% of prime time television is reality shows.
Daniel's 'Boss':
People don't need my intervention.
Daniel:
If people don't need your intervention, how did the salvation army get all the money, and Kermit and his friends get to keep the theater, and Miss Bitterman nothing but her own greed?
Daniel's 'Boss':
Danny-al, I work in mysterious ways.
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